If you need a moderator, I would like to volunteer.
Why should you choose me for a moderator? Good question, I'll answer it.
1. I am ridiculously objective. I have to force myself to take sides sometimes otherwise my objectivity just gets way too annoying.
2. I have way too much time on my hands - at least for now.
3. I am a fantastic poker player. I regularly beat the micro-limit games online for over 3BB/hour
Once I made $240 in a night playing $10 buyin NL - true story. I'll tell it to you one day.
4. I am extremely bright - I am also extremely good-looking, but I don't see how that applies to this position. What am I applying for here, a modelling job? Please - keep your questions relevant.
5. This is the best reason - I will work for free.
Why shouldn't you hire me for a moderator? (See, there's that objectivity!)
1. I am almost computer illiterate.
2. I have never been a moderator before. Ever.
3. As soon as law school starts in Feb next year, you will probably not hear from me for 4 years.
Let me know. Have your people call my people. We'll do lunch!
CF