Here are the standings going into week 4:
1.  Eejits Empire 3-0-0 1.000 383 W-3 
2.  RushNAttack 3-0-0 1.000 359 W-3
3.  Omaha8I'mBetter 2-0-1 .833 334 W-2 
4.  Reel's Jags 2-1-0 .667 291 W-1 
5.  Chiefdoggs 1-2-0 .333 322 W-1
6.  LA Preds 1-2-0 .333 313 L-1
7.  Sir Waffle 1-2-0 .333 275 L-1
8.  Aeq's Eagles 1-2-0 .333 266 L-2
9.  Rogue Warriors 0-2-1 .167 276 L-2
10.  Fungus Spanking 0-3-0 .000 288 L-3
Strange things are happening this year.  Clinton Portis forgot how to tie his shoes, and at this point, I wish I took LT instead of Manning ... McNair is putting up better numbers.