Ha!
In reality, I was being sarcastic. It's you and I who are going to get along great, because we believe in math. Some people - and I won't rename any names - put a lot more faith in the luck side of things and are strong believers that the best hand preflop should ALWAYS win. Not 80% of the time if it's a 4:1 favorite, not 60% of the time if it's ahead 3:2, but 100% of the time.