Alright, "The Man," spit it up. Your winnings (and certain $10,000 buy-in seats that you've won) are well documented. But I think we're all curious, now that you've opened THAT can of worms. Cash game-wise, what's your record? If you're worried about sounding pretentious, don't. Christ, this is your site. You've at least earned the right to say, "I've thrown around more money than you!"
And, of course, if you still don't feel comfortable, you can always lie.
