Funny story.... so, I had like 40som dollars left. Decided to play NL until I got it over $50 (took like 5 minutes), and then commit the mortal sin of sitting at a 5/10 6 max game with 5, yes 5, BBs.
Worked it up to $166. And then the following three hands happened consecutively:
Hand #1:
5/10 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Tue Feb 28 22:54:12 EST 2006
Table Post Oak (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: lHeartBoobs ( $250)
Seat 2: ChipKaiser ( $262)
Seat 3: bill78rule ( $133.50)
Seat 4: ih822yrolds ( $296.58)
Seat 5: Rogue623 ( $166)
Seat 6: FARISSIER ( $19.84)
bill78rule posts small blind (2)
ih822yrolds posts big blind (5)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue623 [ Kc, Qc ]
Rogue623 raises (10) to 10
FARISSIER raises (15) to 15
ChipKaiser folds.
bill78rule folds.
ih822yrolds raises (15) to 20
Rogue623 calls (10)
FARISSIER calls (4.84)
FARISSIER is all-In.
Creating Main Pot with $59.52 with FARISSIER
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 6c, 8h, Ts ]
ih822yrolds bets (5)
Rogue623 calls (5)
<--I almost raised here. I should have.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 8c ]
ih822yrolds bets (10)
Rogue623 calls (10)
** Dealing River ** : [ 5s ]
ih822yrolds bets (10)
Rogue623 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $59.52 | Side Pot 1: $40.32 | Rake: $2
Board: [ 6c 8h Ts 8c 5s ]
lHeartBoobs balance $250, sits out
ChipKaiser balance $262, didn't bet (folded)
bill78rule balance $131.50, lost $2 (folded)
ih822yrolds balance $291.90, bet $45, collected $40.32, lost -$4.68 [ Kh Qs ] [ a pair of eights -- Kh,Qs,Ts,8h,8c ]
Rogue623 balance $131, lost $35 (folded)
FARISSIER balance $59.52, bet $19.84, collected $59.52, net +$39.68 [ 8d 5d ] [ a full house, Eights full of fives -- 8d,8h,8c,5d,5s ]
nh moron.
Hand #2:
***** Hand History for Game 3643622722 *****
5/10 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Tue Feb 28 22:54:50 EST 2006
Table Post Oak (Real Money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: lHeartBoobs ( $250)
Seat 2: ChipKaiser ( $262)
Seat 3: bill78rule ( $131.50)
Seat 4: ih822yrolds ( $291.90)
Seat 5: Rogue623 ( $131)
Seat 6: FARISSIER ( $59.52)
ih822yrolds posts small blind (2)
Rogue623 posts big blind (5)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue623 [ Kh, As ]
Rogue623: lol
Rogue623: idiot <--- Usually I'm nice. Not so much tonight.
FARISSIER folds.
ChipKaiser folds.
bill78rule folds.
ih822yrolds raises (8) to 10
Rogue623 raises (10) to 15
ih822yrolds raises (10) to 20
Rogue623 calls (5)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Ah, Th, 6h ]
ih822yrolds bets (5)
Rogue623 raises (10) to 10
ih822yrolds calls (5)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Jd ]
ih822yrolds checks.
Rogue623 bets (10)
ih822yrolds calls (10)
** Dealing River ** : [ 9s ]
ih822yrolds checks.
Rogue623 checks.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $78 | Rake: $2
Board: [ Ah Th 6h Jd 9s ]
lHeartBoobs balance $250, sits out
ChipKaiser balance $262, didn't bet (folded)
bill78rule balance $131.50, didn't bet (folded)
ih822yrolds balance $329.90, bet $40, collected $78, net +$38 [ 9c Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and nines -- Ad,Ah,Jd,9c,9s ]
Rogue623 balance $91, lost $40 [ Kh As ] [ a pair of aces -- As,Ah,Kh,Jd,Th ]
FARISSIER balance $59.52, didn't bet (folded)
That's right. He hit his 2 outer on me.
Hand #3:
***** Hand History for Game 3643628825 *****
Rogue623: haaaaaahahaha
5/10 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Tue Feb 28 22:55:38 EST 2006
Table Post Oak (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: lHeartBoobs ( $250)
Seat 2: ChipKaiser ( $262)
Seat 3: bill78rule ( $131.50)
Seat 4: ih822yrolds ( $329.90)
Seat 5: Rogue623 ( $91)
Seat 6: FARISSIER ( $59.52)
Rogue623 posts small blind (2)
Rogue623: you rule
FARISSIER posts big blind (5)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue623 [ Qd, Ah ]
ChipKaiser folds.
bill78rule folds.
ih822yrolds raises (10) to 10
Rogue623 raises (13) to 15
FARISSIER calls (10)
ih822yrolds raises (10) to 20
Rogue623 calls (5)
FARISSIER calls (5)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Ad, 6d, 4s ]
Rogue623 bets (5)
FARISSIER calls (5)
ih822yrolds raises (10) to 10
Rogue623 raises (10) to 15
FARISSIER calls (10)
ih822yrolds calls (5)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 5c ]
Rogue623 bets (10)
FARISSIER calls (10)
ih822yrolds folds.
** Dealing River ** : [ 5s ]
Rogue623 bets (10)
FARISSIER bets (14.52)
FARISSIER is all-In.
Rogue623 calls (4.52)
Creating Main Pot with $152.04 with FARISSIER
** Summary **
Main Pot: $152.04 | | Rake: $2
Board: [ Ad 6d 4s 5c 5s ]
lHeartBoobs balance $250, sits out
ChipKaiser balance $262, didn't bet (folded)
bill78rule balance $131.50, didn't bet (folded)
ih822yrolds balance $294.90, lost $35 (folded)
Rogue623 balance $31.48, lost $59.52 [ Qd Ah ] [ two pairs, aces and fives -- Ah,Ad,Qd,5c,5s ]
FARISSIER balance $152.04, bet $59.52, collected $152.04, net +$92.52 [ 5h 7s ] [ three of a kind, fives -- Ad,7s,5h,5c,5s ]
I got all in a few hands later and am happy to report I have finally busted out of Party Poker.
That's enough bullshit for me, thanks. After nearly 5000 hands of this crap, I have come to the realization that:
1. Long term, this may be one of the most profitable games on the planet.
2. The card gods hate me and refuse to let me reach said long term.
Final stats below (split since the Party upgrade). And yes, I'm keeping my $50 entry fee.