Do me a favor. Never, EVER, start a career in crime, okay?
The only thing you are right about is the last sentence.
1) You are a US citizen, any money, earned anywhere is taxable.
2) I believe you can give up to $10,000 and write it off, but not more than that. That was my college graduation gift from my grandpappy and he told me that.
Then you think the check (not fucking "cheque") isn't going to leave a record in your bank account as being deposited? You do know that your account would be the first place they look, right?
3) You're pathetic to come back here after a banning, especially after not even offering an explanation to your balatant lies to try and gain acceptance. Pathetic idiot.