[PShabi]

What's the dude's name? He's ugly. Got a pig face and likes to lick it. Twitches and shit.

I was going to a concert on Friday night and stopped in at an old dive bar with great food before I headed to the Hard Rock. The place was wayyyy more packed than I had ever seen it. Finally, I realized they were playing some backgammon in the main dining room. I guess it was a league or something and he was playing in it. I could never mistake him for anyone else.

Who was it?