Ok, here's what I've come up with:
1. A
$25 bounty on my head in (tomorrow night).
2.
$25 for the "TP Poster of the Month" - We'll take nominations on May 1st and then have a poll after that.
3.
$20 for some .
4.
$20 for the person who starts the longest POKER RELATED thread in the month of April (threads started between 4/1 and right now DO count). Length will be determined by the number of replies in the thread MINUS the thread starter's posts in said thread. The thread must be in one of the "All Things Poker" sections (Railbird threads excluded), and I reserve the right to disqualify any thread that gets off topic or turns into a non-productive argue-fest.
Edit: League threads, contest threads, and that sort of thing also do not count.
5.
$10 for the first person to get their Aces cracked after RIGHT NOW (no old HHs) in a real money game (Edit: cash game OR tourney). The game can be any limit (Hold'Em only), but it must be from a site where any of us can request the HH to verify it's legit. Just be the first person to post it in this thread, and once it's verified, you win.
Edit: There must be a SHOWDOWN for the hand to qualify. You can't just fold AA after the flop and claim victory.
Tada.