I'm going to leave these unconverted, for your reading pleasure.
This guy was sooooo predictable. He was one of those so-ridiculously-easy-to-trap shovemonkeys, it's not even funny. The problem was, he kept putting it in bad and kept winning. Over and over again.
Full Tilt Poker Game #5409489468: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41154798), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:02:34 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,970)
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,030)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [6c 6h]
Troll Pie raises to 60
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 180
Troll Pie calls 120
*** FLOP *** [Kc 7c Kh]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 bets 850, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 850
<--instacall, expecting to be against two overcards.
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [9d Ad]
Troll Pie shows [6c 6h]
*** TURN *** [Kc 7c Kh] [7d]
<--Naturally.
*** RIVER *** [Kc 7c Kh 7d] [8s]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
Troll Pie shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
PLAYM0NEYPR0 wins the pot (2,060) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,060 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 7c Kh 7d 8s]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [6c 6h] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (big blind) showed [9d Ad] and won (2,060) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
This hand is just amusing:
Full Tilt Poker Game #5409551585: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41155678), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:08:33 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0
(460)
Seat 2: Troll Pie (2,540)
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the small blind of 10
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Jd]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to
459
Troll Pie raises to 1,380
PLAYM0NEYPR0 has 15 seconds left to act
PLAYM0NEYPR0 has requested TIME
At first, I thought he was just being annoying, but he was seriously thinking about this!
Troll Pie: fold
Troll Pie: save that $1
PLAYM0NEYPR0: decent odds
PLAYM0NEYPR0: tho
PLAYM0NEYPR0 calls 1, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Kc Jd]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [2h Jc]
Well played, sir. This was the rare exception where he didn't hit a miracle.
Uncalled bet of 920 returned to Troll Pie
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9h 8s]
*** TURN *** [Qh 9h 8s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9h 8s 4s] [4h]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Fours
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows a pair of Fours
Troll Pie wins the pot (920) with a pair of Fours
PLAYM0NEYPR0 stands up
Troll Pie stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 920 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 9h 8s 4s 4h]
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (small blind) showed [2h Jc] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Kc Jd] and won (920) with a pair of Fours
The annoying part about this hand is that he came back to win the game after a series of double ups - ALL where he got it all in with the worst hand! Every single one of them - four in a row!
Full Tilt Poker Game #5409624054: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41156349), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:15:24 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,400)
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,600)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Ad Kc]
Oh, this was after he claimed that poker is all luck. Little did I know how much this chat was about to bite me in the ass:
Troll Pie: so shove every hand
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie: let me know how that works out for you
Troll Pie calls 10
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 1,000
LOL. Like I said...
Troll Pie raises to 1,400, and is all in
PLAYM0NEYPR0: so far
PLAYM0NEYPR0: down
PLAYM0NEYPR0 calls 400
Troll Pie shows [Ad Kc]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [2d As]
*** FLOP *** [Ac 9d Th]
PLAYM0NEYPR0: 22222222222
*** TURN *** [Ac 9d Th] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 9d Th 6d] [Jc]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Aces
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows a pair of Aces
Troll Pie wins the pot (2,800) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,800 | Rake 0
Board: [Ac 9d Th 6d Jc]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Ad Kc] and won (2,800) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (big blind) showed [2d As] and lost with a pair of Aces
What would this post be with a solid Kiss of Death hand??? My personal favorite of the session (the next match, after his bullshit comeback in the last one):
Full Tilt Poker Game #5409708608: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41156846), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:23:11 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,560)
Seat 2: Troll Pie (1,440)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Ks]
PLAYM0NEYPR0: whether im winning or losing
Troll Pie raises to 60
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 180
Troll Pie calls 120
*** FLOP *** [5d 8h 3d]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 bets 1,380, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 1,260, and is all in
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [7c 6c]
Troll Pie shows [Kc Ks]
Uncalled bet of 120 returned to PLAYM0NEYPR0
*** TURN *** [5d 8h 3d]
[4c] <--Oh, for fucks sake.
*** RIVER *** [5d 8h 3d 4c] [Jc]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows a straight, Eight high
Troll Pie shows a pair of Kings
PLAYM0NEYPR0 wins the pot (2,880) with a straight, Eight high
Troll Pie: omg
Troll Pie stands up
PLAYM0NEYPR0 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,880 | Rake 0
Board: [5d 8h 3d 4c Jc]
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (big blind) showed [7c 6c] and won (2,880) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 2: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Second hand of the next match. Note how he thinks I trapped myself by in that last hand... you know, but getting him to put it in as a huge dog:
Full Tilt Poker Game #5409735439: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41157146), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:25:41 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,460)
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,540)
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the small blind of 10
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [8d 7s]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 60
Troll Pie calls 40
*** FLOP *** [6s 9c 7d]
PLAYM0NEYPR0: u tried to trap me
Troll Pie checks
PLAYM0NEYPR0: and u got trapped
PLAYM0NEYPR0 bets 120
Troll Pie: trapped?
PLAYM0NEYPR0: i had the straight
Sure you did.
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie: i got you to put it in as like a 10:1 dog!
PLAYM0NEYPR0: after u slowplayed
Troll Pie raises to 390
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 1,480, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 1,010, and is all in
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [6c Tc]
Troll Pie shows [8d 7s]
Uncalled bet of 80 returned to PLAYM0NEYPR0
*** TURN *** [6s 9c 7d]
[6d] <--Time to find babies to punch.
*** RIVER *** [6s 9c 7d 6d] [Jc]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows three of a kind, Sixes
Troll Pie shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes
PLAYM0NEYPR0 wins the pot (2,920) with three of a kind, Sixes
Troll Pie stands up
PLAYM0NEYPR0 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,920 | Rake 0
Board: [6s 9c 7d 6d Jc]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [8d 7s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Sixes
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (small blind) showed [6c Tc] and won (2,920) with three of a kind, Sixes
Yeah, that was fun. He actually asked (early on) if I wanted to play these for $1000. I mean, I so very badly WANTED to, but if these were $1000 matches, I would have lost it.
Thanks variance. You filthy whore.