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For anyone not lucky enough to be hitting Vegas for the WSOP (I'll be there this time tomorrow!), Dr. Pauly is the next best thing to being there. Today's post has him hitting local institution The Spearmint Rhino with former TP-er and fellow blogger Bad Blood.

But my favorite was this story.

Benjo told me a hilarious story about how Bellagio hookers were trying to cash tournament chips at the cage.

Apparently, a couple of horny and angle-shooting poker players removed $1,000 denomination tournament chips out of play. They used those chips to pay off hookers, who were not very bright and accepted the chips in return for sexual favors. Of course they did not read the fine print on the chips where it said it's not legal tender and only a tournament chip.

Horny Poker Players 1, Dumb Hookers 0.