There's nothing like making declarative statements related to sporting events. And, your friends never let you forget that shit, either.
I once proclaimed to my friends that it was ridiculous that the Braves traded Edgar Renteria for a nothing pitcher and a minor-league outfielder leaving a young arrogant Cuban to start at shortstop.
A few years later, Yunel Escobar and Jair Jurrjens are decent players.
Whoopsie.
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"And that's how you play aces."
Yeah, you make kings run in to them.
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