Poker Holiday

[PShabi]

I woke up today and said, "Poker Holiday!" So, I called off work and am in my boxers getting ready for a bagel right now.

Then, to my delight, I see 5 stackable party bonii calling my name. Hell yeah!!! Pokermotherfuckin holiday!!!!!

Then I realize, I have no money in neteller!!!!!!! Crap! I can't wait 4 to 5 business days (or I don't want to). So, I decide to transfer peer to peer between my wife's account and mine.

I make a $970 transfer and go to deposit at Party. What the fuck do you mean my neteller account doesn't exist. Uhhhhhh, whooopseeee!!!!!!!

I got both accounts shut down. Apparently, peer to peer is only allowed from the same IP address if the account mailing addresses are identical. My wife's account has our new address and mine has our old one.

I called them and told them the mistake was mine in that I didn't update my address when I moved. They cleared my account but have to talk to wifey to clear hers.

So now I'm sitting here, waiting for her to get home from dropping the kids off at school. She ABSOLUTELY HATES dealing with this shit. She already had to have a conversation with Party's interrogation team because I used her email addy at Empire and then mistakenly tried to open a Party account with it.

So, if I ever get this shit sorted out, I'll be clearing a Party bonus. Some holiday.