Wives, gotta love em since you can't kill em

[Penguinfan]

[Talking Poker]

This is hilarious!

Your wife is really good at following simple instructions, huh? LOL...

[Penguinfan]

HAHA, she still has trouble with, "just lay there and don't ruin it for me" so I guess this was a bit much to ask.

[PShabi]

oh shit! I was laughing my ass of at post #1 but I just pissed myself on this one.

Here's a solution next time. Throw the keys at wife. If she can drive stick. If not, you don't want that. Trust me.

[drewjax]

LMFAO!! freekin hilarious. I wouldnt trust my wife to finish a friendly game of UNO for me. Luckily she had no interest in poker. BUT she is the absolute biggest friggin MUSH in the world. without fail I wont see her for hours, and she'll come in the room just as I get AK cracked by AQ. absolutely unreal. of course she yells at me that I am stupid for even suggesting that such a thing is possible. Like last year when I was playing in a WSOP freeroll (and I cant remember the site, if anyone remembers which one had it please let me know). I specifically told her, dont come in the rooom, dont call me, dont ask me how I'm doing, simply leave me alone for like a few hours my dear!! Simple instructions, right Penguin. So 5000 in tourney, down to 51 players!! I get AK just as the love of my life decides 3 hours has been too long, so here she comes. "Hows it goin", first thing out of her mouth. I raise, get pushed allin, call, vs. AT!! (I think it was AT but whatever it was it was a big dog). Of course I get sucked out, and finish in 51st place (same as 5000th place). How the hell can you get more simple than, leave me alone until I come out of that room. It has happened so many times since then it is sick (of course not with those stakes). I feel your pain!!

[TajaUk]

lol thats funny.

My wife has learnt not to bother yelling me if i am in a poker game. Unless its REALLLLLY REALLLY important.

[BlackCoffee]

Are you sure you married the right woman?

[Baseballa19]

I tried to teach my girlfriend to play Hold'em but we ended up in a fight. She couldn't understand that my pair of sixes were a better hand than her AKQ. You might guess that she's a gin rummy player.