Most annoying phrases spoken at a table

[BrianSwa]

Ok everyone has heard them but I want to know what has someone said to you at a table that you just had to laugh at.

My favorites


big blind special- yes if you get to check the BB and hit 2 pair that is a big blind special but If you cap pre-flop and hit 2 pair with your 62os then I dont think you can call that a big blind special.

Implied odds- yes if you call my $3 bet into a $5 pot and I still have $20 in front of me you may have implied odds to call but If I push all in $20 into a $5 pot you have no implied odds.


those are my 2 favorites anyone else hear some crazy things come out of these guys mouths online or in B&M?

[Talking Poker]

"I called because 9s are running hot tonight." I heard that one on the local Casino Boat once. I kid you not.

"It's all luck anyway." I love playing with these guys.

"Only on this site." Please note that players say that on EVERY poker site. The "rigged" group truly believes poker sites are rigged against them, yet they continue to play/donate. Gotta love that.

"Nice catch." I like when some dork calls my preflop raise, my flop, turn and river bets, and tells ME nice catch, because he was ahead on the turn ONLY. For example, he's got 72o and I've got AKs. The flop is QT3 rainbow (so naturally he calls my bet). The turn is his miracle 2 (so he calls again with bottom pair, of course). And then I hit my Ace on the river and he starts complaining about being rivered. I looooooove those guys.

[GeoffM]

I like sitting at any low-limit O8 table and having someone criticize my play in general. I find it quite hysterical until I tell buddy to step inside a heads-up game.

[GeoffM]

I've also heard it a lot lately, and I find it hilarious (I believe Pshabi made reference to it before):

"RiverStars"

[Zybomb]

Which reminds me of another great one

"You fish.....lets play heads up right now for $100"

"Ok set up the table"

" (nothing) "

[Talking Poker]

If I had a nickel for every time I was challenged to heads up, and I accepted, and then the other guy backpeddled, I'd have at least.... oh..... 30 cents or so.

[Defendant]

I dont know, those are good, but the most annoying one I could come up with probably has to be

"Hi, Im Brian"

Defendant

[drewjax]

I have GOT to learn this game. In the little I have played, I think the 08ers arent kidding. Lots of loooose play, by bad players, bad Holdem players at that.....

[left68wing]

here's a good one that one of my friends told me in a game this weekend,
"I know you have me but I call anyways."

[SirFWALGMan]

It's a great game. I like it alot. The players are bad. However sometimes they get lucky too like last night when someone catches a 1 out SF on the river to take most of a nice stack I had built up.

[chrisash]

My favorite is : I GAVE IT TO YOU....................lol
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[PShabi]

I just had this one and I hate it more than anything in the poker world:





































unreal

[redsox4life]

Some bad calls i have heard recently are obviously "Rivered" "Biggest suckout of the century" but the one that gets me the most was when i was playing with this guy who had called me twice and i hit quads on both hands... he sits out after and says.. this isnt Pokerstars at all its JokerStars ... i cried myself to sleep.. what a bad call :-\