Cell phone help

[PShabi]

So we're out having drinks with two other couples last night. We were completely shit faced and me and one of my buddies decide it's time to drag the women to the strip club. My one friend's wife is totally against the idea, so we ditch them.

So I'm at "Scores" with the wife (brag). I buy her a lapdance right there at the table and she refuses it, so (sigh), I have to take the dance myself (brag). I buy one for my buddy after that and then we both say fuck it and buy one for each of the ladies. This chick is a 9 easy and has her hands up my wife's shirt feeling on her bags (BRAG). We were there for less than 45 minutes and I managed to drop a bill (variance).

I get up this morning (after wild monkey sex last night, brag) and get my phone out to text the one buddy who missed out and find out my new phone is kinda fucked. It was in my pocket, and I'm pretty sure the stripper was grinding away too hard and my keys scratched up the plastic face of the phone (beat). It's that new LG shine phone if it matters.

Anyway, is there anything I can use to buff out the scratches? They're not too deep. I'm thinking there may be some type of polish that can at least minimize the scratches in the face of the phone. Any suggestions or experience with this type of thing?

P.S. Before you say worthless w/o pics, I know that, dumbass. I was taking pics and vid on the sly but it was just too damn dark.

[Fildy]

You could probably (depending on your provider) just take the phone to them as is and ask for a new one. My buddy had like a 4 year old verizon that he dropped multiple times on the ground, finally it gave out and he took it in to get it replaced, they give him a razor for his shitty 4 year old phone.

other than that i have no idea.

[New Guy]

The LG shine? Really??????????


Good story though!!

[stormswa]

that was great story, I cant even remember what the questions was.

[Robbie Robb]

The only thing I can think of that *may* help is a CD repair kit.

[redbank09]

i sure wish i could take my gf to a strip club so she could get her bags played with. how do you talk her into something like that? or is it something women grow into as they get older and mature? my gf is still young and kinda immature

[PShabi]

#1) My last phone looked like I put it in a meat grinder
#2) This one cost $50
#3) I'm not a gadget fag
#4) My dick is big enough

[MAYHEM45]

This stuff is the nuts.

[Robbie Robb]

That stuff does look pretty kick-ass but it doesn't appear to work on the iphone/ipod touch. The LG Shine is a touch screen too isn't it? It may screw up a touch screen.