Hey you! Before you post!!!!

[PShabi]

If you've got more hands posted in here than you do in the "How should I" section, you're being results oriented and not getting any better.

How about posting a hand that you misplayed instead of one where the deck didn't get shuffled to your liking?

People are focusing on the bad beats and not the hands they simply misplayed.

Let's go!

[Talking Poker]

On top of that.... keep in mind the reason this section exists isn't so you can show off your bad beats. It's because for some reason people like doing that, and I don't want to good sections getting cluttered up with crap.

So, when you feel the need to blow off steam, go for it. But there's no need to "show off" or post every hand you play that gets sucked out on, ya know?

[PShabi]

Sticky this bitch.

[eejit101]

ive said that before.....completely different context

[Reel Deal]

I could triple my post count if I did that!!

[adam13]

I think I'm guilty of that...........I have just about all of my posts in this section I think!!! LOL


Curious though, when you guys all post the hands, do you take the time to type up the summary's or is there somewhere on each site that will do that for you??????

If I could figure out how to do that I could partake a little more in the other threads.........Thanks,

[PShabi]

No way in hell anybody would do that. What you see are straight copy/pasted from the sites. Depending on where you play, you can access them in different ways. PokerTracker also allows access to text histories.

Let me know if you need help with a specific site.

[nflchad]

Or if wanna get real kinky you can throw the text histories that Pshabi was talking about here (use TC Poker as the format)
which will turn this:

***** Hand History for Game 3354486569 *****
$0.50/$1 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 11, 18:48:10 EDT 2006
Table Table 80031 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: jigs15 ( $79.88 )
Seat 8: Lancer2k2 ( $22.50 )
Seat 10: Hielko007 ( $25.79 )
Seat 7: Bloo6T ( $29.23 )
Seat 6: PRT020 ( $49 )
Seat 9: hakaug ( $38 )
Seat 5: smith8185 ( $12.50 )
Seat 3: hubiedoo ( $30.75 )
Seat 4: grumpi ( $12.25 )
Seat 2: LJM4321 ( $22.50 )
Bloo6T posts small blind [$0.25].
Lancer2k2 posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Lancer2k2 [ 3s 5s ]
hakaug folds.
Hielko007 folds.
>You have options at Table 79766 (No DP) Table!.
jigs15 calls [$0.50].
LJM4321 calls [$0.50].
hubiedoo folds.
grumpi folds.
smith8185 calls [$0.50].
PRT020 folds.
>You have options at Table 79766 (No DP) Table!.
Bloo6T folds.
Lancer2k2 checks.
>You have options at Table 81239 Table!.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 7s, 2s ]
>You have options at Table 81754 Table!.
>You have options at Table 81202 Table!.
Lancer2k2 bets [$0.50].
jigs15 calls [$0.50].
LJM4321 folds.
smith8185 raises [$1].
Lancer2k2 raises [$1].
jigs15 calls [$1].
smith8185 raises [$1].
Lancer2k2 calls [$0.50].
jigs15 calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
>You have options at Table 81754 Table!.
Lancer2k2 bets [$1].
jigs15 calls [$1].
smith8185 raises [$2].
Lancer2k2 calls [$1].
jigs15 calls [$1].
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
Lancer2k2 checks.
jigs15 checks.
smith8185 checks.
Lancer2k2 shows [ 3s, 5s ] a flush, nine high.
jigs15 doesn't show [ 5c, As ] high card ace.
smith8185 doesn't show [ 9h, Ad ] a pair of nines.
Lancer2k2 wins $13.50 from the main pot with a flush, nine high.

into the much more legible:


Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3s, 5s.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, 2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 9s, 7s, 2s (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+2 calls, CO caps, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls.

Turn: (8.25 BB) 8h (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 calls, CO raises, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls.

River: (14.25 BB) Kh (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, CO checks.

Final Pot: 14.25 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 3s 5s (flush, nine high).
UTG+2 has 5c As (high card, ace).
CO has 9h Ad (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.25 BB.