I qualifed to something fun today.

[PShabi]

"a bracelet with a billions diamonds in"

When I read this poorly constructed phrase, I thought, he can't mean with a "billion diamonds in it" because even if he is exaggerating, he wouldn't use that poor of wording. He can't be that stupid, can he?

So, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and googled to see what he possibly could have been trying to spell and the phrase "billiton diamond" came up. I thought it could've possibly been what he meant, but I wasn't sure, because well, it's eejit.

Sure enough he meant to type "a billions diamonds in," ignoring all facets of coherent posting, and as usual, making me need an idiot interpreter to understand his ramblings.