Soccer... I just don't get it

[lightfungus]

I actually got pissed off like the rest of you at this game today. But before this, I had started to understand why the world loves soccer. But todays game...oh man, I seriously wanted to slap all those players with my cock, and say "One more drama moment, and this might as well be in your mouth." I mean for fucks sake, your adrenaline is pumping on top of the fact that you just got brushed by someone, and you still feel the need to fall down and moan.

Please do. And then we can see how much faster I stand up than a world class athlete. They aren't necessarily pussies, more like PUSSIES.