I'm posting this just for the chat - I swear this is good

[de-coder]

Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit, 9 players
Hand History by

SB: $53.85
BB: $52.55
UTG: $49.95
UTG+1: $61.90
MP1: $45.60
MP2: $23.40
MP3: $43.50
CO: $46.45
HERO (Button): $85.55

SB posts Small Blind $0.25
BB posts Big Blind $0.5

Pre-flop: 6 6 ($0.75)
UTG raises to $2.5
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 raises to $4.5
MP3 folds
CO folds
HERO folds
SB folds
BB calls $4
UTG raises to $49.9 and is all in
MP2 calls $18.9 and is all in
BB folds

Flop: 7 5 8 ($78.05)

Turn: 7 5 8 T ($78.05)

River: 7 5 8 T T ($78.05)
UTG says: donk

MP2 shows 5 A
UTG shows K K
UTG wins $49 with two pair Kings and Tens

BB says: donk
HERO says: lol - A5?
UTG says: knew it was a matter of time
HERO says: reload please
MP2 says: lol
UTG says: yes reload lol