I'm such a f*ing donator.

[Aequitas58]

You don't even understand the night I just had. I couldn't log off fast enough. Trying to take advantage of Empire's new deposit bonus, and, having to clear 900 raked hands, I began multitabling $25NL.

The session started off well... until QQ was cracked by 94o. Even as I'm writing this, I don't know why he called my $3 preflop raise ...

... Nevertheless, I could NOT win with any premium hands. Aces maybe held up once, and every single time I got KK, an Ace would hit on the flop. My favorite was when the fish w/ A6s called to the river and caught his Ace, counterfieting my KK. (And he wasn't on a flush draw, which would justify his STILL BEING IN THE HAND!!!)

My "4 to the flushes" and "4 to the straights" never caught. I held pocket pairs SO MANY times, and I couldn't hit a set to save my life. Actually, I can't say that... I did hit two sets. But, I lost to two better sets. That was expensive.

How about this one:
KQs, Flop: As4s7s.
I flop the absolute fucking nuts ... until the river ... bringing another 7, and LuckyFish makes his baby boat. Yes, my friend, pocket 4s are a monster. FYI: He pushed on the flop. I gladly called... nothing I can do there.

And that, in a nutshell, was how my night went! I almost always came up just a tad short... thanks to the river or runner runner in most cases. I can't even fathom how many times I re-bought or just changed tables. It was literally a nightmare.

I don't want anyone listening to my faulty advice ever again.