Definitely shouldn't have played today...

[Talking Poker]

I took so many ridiculous beats today, I can't even believe it. All in $200+10 HU SNGs. I'm not going to post them all, because no one should have to read through them. But take my word for it - it was absolutely brutal. MULTIPLE 2 outers, 4 outers, 5 outers, 3 outers... multiple.

There morons were HORRIBLE players who couldn't give their money away fast enough... the problem is, the poker gods disagreed and rewarded them for their shitty play over and over again.

I know it's part of the game, but my God it's annoying when it's just one after another like this.

I went 6-13 on the day. Wheeee.... No joke, if the math worked out like it should have (meaning I still lose 1 in 5 times I'm a 4:1 favorite), I think I would have been at least 12-7, and probalby more like 14-5. Fucking ridiculous.

In case anyone has bothered reading this much (I'm just venting), here's one lovely Kiss of Death hand for you. This is one spectacularly donkalicious turn call right there, kids.


Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (43846575), $10/$20 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
HERO (BB): T$1340
Button: T$1660

Button postsHERO posts Big Blind T$20

Pre-flop: K K (T$20)
Button raises to T$60
HERO raises to T$180
Button calls T$120

Flop: 9 5 2 ($360)
HERO bets T$270
Button calls T$270

Turn: 9 5 2 2 (T$900)
HERO bets T$620
Button calls T$620

River: 9 5 2 2 5 (T$2140)
HERO checks
Button bets T$590 and is all in
HERO calls T$270 and is all in

Button shows 5 4
Button wins T$2680 with a full house Fives full of Twos