These are the pinheads I end up seated with

[Penguinfan]

***** Hand History for Game 1994054079 *****
15/30 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 11884296) - Tue May 03 18:14:46 EDT 2005
Table Mini Step 1 1014223 (Real Money) -- Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: penguinfan (800)
Seat 2: ike94928 (800)
Seat 3: imstacking (800)
Seat 4: Liutprand (800)
Seat 5: Minnow22222 (800)
Seat 6: cujo1949 (800)
Seat 7: DES49 (800)
Seat 8: bebe7714 (800)
Seat 9: UCMANB (800)
Seat 10: DijonPhilips (800)
penguinfan posts small blind (10)
ike94928 posts big blind (15)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to penguinfan [ 7d, 9c ]
imstacking folds.
Liutprand folds.
Minnow22222 calls (15)
cujo1949 folds.
DES49 folds.
bebe7714 folds.
UCMANB folds.
DijonPhilips raises (800) to 800
DijonPhilips is all-In.
penguinfan folds.
ike94928 calls (785)
ike94928 is all-In.
Minnow22222 folds.
Creating Main Pot with $1625 with ike94928,DijonPhilips
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Kd, Js ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6c ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 4c ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1625
Board: [ 5h Kd Js 6c 4c ]
penguinfan balance 790, lost 10 (folded)
ike94928 balance 1625, bet 800, collected 1625, net +825 [ 4h 4d ] [ three of a kind, fours -- Kd,Js,4h,4d,4c ]
DijonPhilips balance 0, lost 800 [ Ac 2h ] [ high card ace -- Ac,Kd,Js,6c,5h ]
ike94928: bye dumb ass
penguinfan: hello pot, this is kettle, your black


Basically a guy goes all in and gets called by another guy on the very first hand, the original bettor had A-2 off, the caller had 4-4, the four's hold up and he calles the other guy a dumb ass.