May I have the envelope please?

[Talking Poker]

The nominations for "Worst Poker Player in the WORLD" are.... Ah, screw it. I'm not even going to post the other guys' HHs. They were only 65% and 80% VPIP players (the 75% PFR was 45%) and I only saw one of them cold call with 72 ONCE preflop AND it was soooooooooooted. So let's forget about them and move on to the winner (90% VPIP (any two will do!), bets with nothing, checks when he has something).

May I have thge envelope please?

*Opens envelope - Reads through HH below*

In the category of Worst Poker Player in the World, the award goes to.......
syscodrummer!!!

Raaaahhh, rahhhh (*applause*) - The crowd goes wild.


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10/20 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Sat Sep 24 00:12:07 EDT 2005
Table Table 11798 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: syscodrummer ( $395.50)
Seat 2: Rogue_23 ( $797.50)
Seat 3: bayoubetty ( $500)
Seat 4: CASSIE19 ( $393.36)
Seat 5: PrimeTimeDD1 ( $1608.10)
Seat 6: thingumbob ( $858.88)
Rogue_23 posts small blind (5)
bayoubetty posts big blind (10)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue_23 [ Ad, 5s ]
CASSIE19 folds.
PrimeTimeDD1 folds.
thingumbob folds.
syscodrummer raises (20) to 20
Rogue_23 calls (15)
Terrible call, right? Ah, you haven't been playing with this lunatic long enough my friends. I called because I thought my hand was good.
bayoubetty calls (10)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Jd, Js ]
Now I know my hand is good. Time to get the other guy out with a check raise.
Rogue_23 checks.
bayoubetty checks.
syscodrummer bets (10)
Rogue_23 raises (20) to 20
bayoubetty folds.
Mission accomplished.
syscodrummer calls (10)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ac ]
Sweet. Now I am 100% sure my hand is good (I was only 98% sure on the flop).
Rogue_23 bets (20)
syscodrummer calls (20)
** Dealing River ** : [ 7d ]
Rogue_23 bets (20)
syscodrummer calls (20)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $177 | Rake: $3
Board: [ 5h Jd Js Ac 7d ]
And now for the moment you'vve all been waiting for.................
syscodrummer balance $315.50, lost $80 [ 7s 2c ] [ two pairs, jacks and sevens -- Ac,Jd,Js,7s,7d ]
Rogue_23 balance $894.50, bet $80, collected $177, net +$97 [ Ad 5s ] [ two pairs, aces and jacks -- Ad,Ac,Jd,Js,7d ]
bayoubetty balance $480, lost $20 (folded)
CASSIE19 balance $393.36, didn't bet (folded)
PrimeTimeDD1 balance $1608.10, didn't bet (folded)
thingumbob balance $858.88, didn't bet (folded)

What... the....?????????? So which call did you guys like the best out of all of those? Me? I'm leaning towards the turn. That was just beautiful.