Poker Jokes

[chrisash]

A guy was playing 10-20 holdem and was stuck about 300 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun.

"Quit playing poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars.", said the little fellow.

The player replied, "Let me get even first."




Dog Gone Poker :
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.

"This is a very smart dog.", the man commented.

"Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."


please add a few if you got some