Dear the World Poker Association

[sjay2k]

I found this online....


Dear the World Poker Association

My name is Chubb and I feel that a two pair of Jacks and eights beats a two pair of kings and fives.

Now you may think I am just dribbling shit. However, in the scheme of things if we were talking about uni grades and you said to your mother "Yeh mum I got a distinction and a low pass (aka. Pair of fives)" she would tell you to lift your game sunshine. However, if I went to mum and said "Mum I got two credits this semester" she would cook you some pudding and tell you that you are consistent.

You now see me predicament, a higher average of cards should beat a card that is high with a very shit kicker.

Now I am saying to you’s that a point should be awarded to each card, and in the case of such discrepancies occurring at a future point in the future the highest total of points for the two pair should win.

And in the case where I lost tonight by King / Five two pair, there total would have equalled 18, whereas my jack / eight two pair would equal 19.

The current system is faulty and my ideas should be pondered for this great game of poker to remain healthy.

Yours sincerely,

Love Cookie.