LOL The Mouth #2

[Zelgadiss]

It's like a online sitcom about poker.
Cant wait for the third episode.

[Quint]

Episode 3 ?

[Talking Poker]

Hrm.... this comment from Mike and no post from JD makes me wonder if things didn't go so well:

Also, it looks like our boy does a little bit of shit talking too:

The first comment made me LOL. Mike is like the worst typist ever.

[Reel Deal]

Layoff Mikey, it's not easy typing with hooves.

[Invigilator]

I had to change my underpants after the "do you type with your elbows?" comment!

TP, we need a laughing HISTARICALLY smiley

[Reel Deal]

All elbows and hooves...

[JDMcNugent7]

FullTiltPoker Game #3130072425: Table Saleen (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:04:48 ET - 2007/08/02
Seat 1: ThisComesLast ($5,748.50)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($8,144.50)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
ThisComesLast posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThisComesLast [Qd Qc]
Mike Matusow raises to $150
ThisComesLast raises to $500
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow raises to $8,144.50, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $5,248.50, and is all in
Mike Matusow shows [9c 9d]
ThisComesLast shows [Qd Qc]
Uncalled bet of $2,396 returned to Mike Matusow
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ad 7d]
*** TURN *** [Jh Ad 7d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ad 7d Jd] [9h]
Mike Matusow shows a full house, Nines full of Jacks
ThisComesLast shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
Mike Matusow wins the pot ($11,496.50) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
ThisComesLast is sitting out
ThisComesLast adds $5,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11,497 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jh Ad 7d Jd 9h]
Seat 1: ThisComesLast (big blind) showed [Qd Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [9c 9d] and won ($11,496.50) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks

i was pissed, i couldnt post this last night. he left 1 min after this like an idiot too all happy cuz he sucked out huge. i really hope i get to play him everynight.

[de-coder]

that is awesome

[melioris]

wow, Mike goes off against JD on the show. He actually says "that is why I treated him the way I did..." I think referring to the 99 suckout.



edit to add- I only listened to the first 3 mins or so. Wow, Mike is a tool. And JD, I have been sick this past week and this soap opera has been most entertaining. Thanks.

[Invigilator]

Put a camera on some people and they think they have on screen talent. I love watching Mike play poker, but man, when the game is over they really need to turn the cameras off. I'll take Phil G. or Daniel if I have to watch people talk away from the table. (this show is like 9th grade video announcements)

Now, let me get this straight. Mike feels it is bad etiquette to win and run, and to drive the point home he won and ran against JD. (did I get this right?)

This is like the parent who see's little Johnny shove his friend and then slaps Johnny in the back of the head and yells "WE DON"T HIT PEOPLE!"

There is a relationship between class and etiquette that has been missed here, and I am not really suprised.

[juiCe[3x]]

I think Mike was referring that after he lost 2k to JD, JD sat out and made Mike reload to 5k. If this is true Mike said its like rubbing it in to your oppenents face. I don't know if this is true or not but this is what I think Mike meant.

[Invigilator]

I think that would be a different issue. JD stated his reasons for not wanting to play short stacks, and I am sure there is an interesting discussion in there.

My attention zeroed in on the part where Mike goes on about the "win and run" thing(in his show), and then in the hand posted in this thread, he appears to do the same thing.

Being nice to everyone is just so much easier

[Talking Poker]

JD - take a look at this and respond, please. Are the things he was saying true? From what you posted here (mostly in the other thread), it seemed like HE was the one who sat down and started all the shit, and HE was the one who hit and ran, etc. Sure, you asked him to reload (which I personally have no problem with), but were you ragging on him about jail and other pointless stuff, like he suggests?

Just wondering.

[PShabi]

I hope so.

This shit is priceless. Just getting caught up now.

[JDMcNugent7]

oh ya he told me about the show and i watched it while i was playin it last time. worst show ever, it's hilarious he actually talks about me in it tho, its awesome but i'll never watch again unless im directly involved. and ya of course i said stuff back like:
mike i forgot to ask, how was jail?
besides u who do u think is the worst pro?
etc...

just dumb stuff like that kidding around and sadly it actually tilts him. its def him who says most the stuff, he told me he hopes i die numerous times and everything else u can think of while i say nothing like that. i take it all as a joke, theres nothing he could say to me that would tilt me, i just joke around back but apparently he takes it seriously.

we play almost every night now i just havent been posting it. im still up like 10k on him but hes making a small comeback, honestly all from cold-decks and suckouts. I'm sure he could beat 5/10 HU but for 25/50 HU I would def say he's one of the worst "regulars". I would love to play him everynight.