Best insult?

[melioris]

once at a table mayhem told the fish "I will eat your babies".

Mayhem is a jerk.

[buakawgirl]

Who do your kids take after more, you or your cousin?

[Wes]

I've had a couple death threats.

[Windbreaker]

In a tourney a while ago, I made a huge suckout...getting runner runner to make broadway after getting huge pot odds with my continuation bet. The guy I knocked out blew up and basically said he would kill himself if I went on to win the tourney (with about 200ppl left). I told him I was sorry to hear that, and to send my condolences to his family....of course I went on to win. =P.

[drewjax]

Best (worst) I have ever heard.................

Fildy playing a donkament, getting sucked out on by some chick with her kid as an avatar...."I hope your kid dies a horrible death"
lol...................tiltaments..........I 'made' him apologise.


Worst that has been said to me..........its not really that awful......but it was funny to me....

When I lived in MD we used to play every week. I consistently did better than this one young kid, who always bitched and moaned about everything. One year we had a player of the year thing, and everyone put an extra $1 a week for POY....of course after like spring, when he realized he had no chance at all, he started not putting a dollar in (weak), and playing it off as it he 'wasnt trying' because he had no chance in POY. Lame.

Anyway, one time after he busted out, he proclaimed that the only reason I ever did well was because I "just come and fold every hand and wait for aces or kings" that was the only reason. My comeback to him was simply "and yet you donkeys keep calling me??"

Just keep playing KTo like its the nuts............you little twit!

[PShabi]

I had this one guy go on and on (forever), telling me he was a psychic police informant in LA. He even through around a couple of "detective" names that he was working with/for. Started telling me my kids were gonna die in a car accident and shit. I asked him if there was any he could make it the wife instead.