Dealing with Negative Stereotypes associated with being a professional poker player

[melioris]

or, open a college biochemistry textbook to a random page, memorize the third paragraph and tell folks you are a research technician at Albert Einstein Med School. We asked what you work on, start reciting your memorized paragraph. You will never make it past the second sentence with anyone listening or caring.

[Daomonk]

this tickled the hell out on me and i needed it

ty sir

[Invigilator]

Just don't memorize the index at the back of the book. That would sound dumb

[Reel Deal]

^^ Sounds like someone is speaking from experience here.