Funniest Poker Bloopers

[Talking Poker]

Not much - That was the problem. The table was breaking up, and it was just us blinds. The hand was pretty much checked down and I decided to take a shot at it. I'm thinking it was maybe a $16 pot or something.

My bet must have looked ridiculous.

[junYUN]

tried to steal the blinds in a cash game, and instead of raising to $8 i raised to $80 with A4s. someone with KK called what was left of his stack (about $73) and my heart exploded out of my chest until 3 diamonds came off and shoved me the $160 pot

[PShabi]

My wife insisted on getting a dog for Christmas. A few days after, I'm playing 3/6 and I'm in a really bad run. I look at JJ on the button. MP open raises and CO cold calls. I 3-bet and as the other two guys are calling as my wife yells out my name from the front room.

I jump up to find the dog having massive diarreah explosions all over the living room. I'm cussing my ass off, running for some soapy water and a few towels to clean this shit up. I'm scrubbing and I realize, "my hand!"

I had timed out of course and they were on the river, capping the pot. My trip Jacks would've taken both of them with overpairs of KK and AA.

Damn dog. Damn wife.

[Talking Poker]

I'll always have this lovely story too, of course:

[junYUN]

lmao, thats horrible.