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[GeoffM]

Dear GeoffreyM,

You have been awarded a bonus amount of 100 dollars and the money has been added into your Bonus account. All you need to do now is to play 700 raked hands and the bonus amount will be released to your Real money account.

The bonus expires on 16-JUN-05 EST. Hence, you have to play 700 raked hands by 16-JUN-05. If the above conditions are not met, your bonus will expire. Details and disclaimer.



I feel like a cheap whore.

My response should read:

Dear Party Poker,

Thank you for your glitch that has allowed a loyal customer such as myself to twice now take advantage of bonuses I shouldn't have.

I also wish to inform you that there is no need to give me until June 16th to clear this bonus, I should have it done by Thursday evening, just in time for your monthly standard re-load bonus.