Stupidest thing you've heard in player chat

[kdekl]

one time someone was bitching about how long it was taking someone to respond and the person replied that they had add. the person responded by saying then take some meds and play your damn hand! i was like, wow.

[Talking Poker]

I have a new one:

"What's the password?"

I really, really, really hate that one.

[Dodoubled]

You and 2Tone, TP (see above).

[sjay2k]

***** Pacific Hand History for Game 5132917 *****
$10/$20 Limit Hold'em - *** 11 12 19:42:07 2005
ScottyJ5 posts small blind [$5].
mm826 posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ScottyJ5 [ 8c 10c ]
anmi2 folds.
Oo7oO folds.
UMCANES2 folds.
ScottyJ5 raises [$15].
mm826 calls [$10].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 9h, 3s ]
ScottyJ5 bets [$10].
mm826 calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3h ]
ScottyJ5 bets [$20].
mm826 calls [$20].
** Dealing River ** [ Jh ]
ScottyJ5 checks.
mm826 checks.
** Summary **
ScottyJ5 shows [ 8c 10c ].
mm826 mucks.
ScottyJ5 collected [$97.5].


mm826: "you're a f---ing idiot"

[Tony Cheval]

...well, that WAS a bad play on your part, but DAMN, what the hell did HE have, 72o?

[sjay2k]

I don't think I played it poorly at all. He almost certainly had 45.

[Talking Poker]

Sonofa!

There;s been so much crap in here lately, I've missed some posts. Whoops