Beat: Deer

[Wes]

No more right headlight for my car. Yay Montana deer.

Variance: Wasn't me driving.

[Fildy]

Lemme Guess?

[sjay2k]

the deer was driving?

[Talking Poker]

Mmmmmmmmmmm, venison.

[hc422709]

It was obviously Booze and Crack.

[Fildy]

No, I was driving and there was definately nothing I could do to avoid it. I just drove 35 miles per hour to the nearest store.

[Talking Poker]

I can't believe you've got Wes staking you "car" now.

Same results as usual, I see.

[Fildy]

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[Wes]

You must spread some reputation around before giving to Talking Poker again.

[Tony Cheval]

Who is driving? OMG, Bear is driving, how can this be?

[Reel Deal]

[eejit101]

Excellent, i was the highest bidder.

Ive bought you 2 VIP passes to

[Reel Deal]

[Talking Poker]

[Wes]

you didn't even find the deer part of the movie?

[melioris]

ok, the kids are in bed, I have been drinking (an awesome ) and I just found this thread. I am confused, please clarify what of the following is true.

1). Your car hit a deer.
2). No meat from said deer was taken.
3). You were not in car when it hit deer.
4). You were in Montana because of hockey road-tripping.
5). Fildy was driving.
6). Fildy had your car in Montana???? (RD, where is the Brokeback Mountain movie clip here? You are slipping old man)

[Talking Poker]

I've decided that this thread is useless without ACTUAL pics.

Car damage and Fildy's frowning face, please. Deer carcass would be a plus.

[Fildy]

for the "pics or it didn't happen" crew
First one is where most the damage took place, light knocked out, bumper fucked up etc.
Second is the only remainders of the deer that made the rest of the trip back with us to south Dakota

[Talking Poker]

That's worse than I expected.

And that Wes drives a freaking Chevy Cavalier.

Big Poker $$ = New Car FTW!

[Wes]

I was going to buy a new car after this trip. Now it is just a certainty.

[Reel Deal]

Looked and looked... for about 15 seconds. Gave up.

[Reel Deal]

There was just soooo much material to choose from, guess I locked-up. Of course, homosexual cowboy movies aren't usually something that pops into my head, but you...

[jillaj]

Did the deer shit on the side of the car after you hit him?

[bunny]

Since you're both posting as usual, glad to see you're both alive and well.

As for the deer...what happened to it? Did you leave it in the road? Did you call for help?

[PShabi]

Well, I don't think he shit on the car. More like they knocked the shit out of him. It's known to happen.