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Old 02-27-08, 12:19 AM
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I'm going to leave these unconverted, for your reading pleasure.

This guy was sooooo predictable. He was one of those so-ridiculously-easy-to-trap shovemonkeys, it's not even funny. The problem was, he kept putting it in bad and kept winning. Over and over again.


Full Tilt Poker Game #5409489468: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41154798), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:02:34 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,970)
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,030)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [6c 6h]
Troll Pie raises to 60
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 180
Troll Pie calls 120
*** FLOP *** [Kc 7c Kh]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 bets 850, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 850 <--instacall, expecting to be against two overcards.
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [9d Ad]
Troll Pie shows [6c 6h]
*** TURN *** [Kc 7c Kh] [7d] <--Naturally.
*** RIVER *** [Kc 7c Kh 7d] [8s]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
Troll Pie shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
PLAYM0NEYPR0 wins the pot (2,060) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,060 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 7c Kh 7d 8s]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [6c 6h] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (big blind) showed [9d Ad] and won (2,060) with two pair, Kings and Sevens


This hand is just amusing:

Full Tilt Poker Game #5409551585: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41155678), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:08:33 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (460)
Seat 2: Troll Pie (2,540)
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the small blind of 10
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Jd]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 459
Troll Pie raises to 1,380
PLAYM0NEYPR0 has 15 seconds left to act
PLAYM0NEYPR0 has requested TIME
At first, I thought he was just being annoying, but he was seriously thinking about this!
Troll Pie: fold
Troll Pie: save that $1
PLAYM0NEYPR0: decent odds
PLAYM0NEYPR0: tho

PLAYM0NEYPR0 calls 1, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Kc Jd]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [2h Jc]
Well played, sir. This was the rare exception where he didn't hit a miracle.
Uncalled bet of 920 returned to Troll Pie
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9h 8s]
*** TURN *** [Qh 9h 8s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9h 8s 4s] [4h]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Fours
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows a pair of Fours
Troll Pie wins the pot (920) with a pair of Fours
PLAYM0NEYPR0 stands up
Troll Pie stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 920 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 9h 8s 4s 4h]
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (small blind) showed [2h Jc] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Kc Jd] and won (920) with a pair of Fours


The annoying part about this hand is that he came back to win the game after a series of double ups - ALL where he got it all in with the worst hand! Every single one of them - four in a row!

Full Tilt Poker Game #5409624054: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41156349), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:15:24 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,400)
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,600)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Ad Kc]
Oh, this was after he claimed that poker is all luck. Little did I know how much this chat was about to bite me in the ass:
Troll Pie: so shove every hand
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie: let me know how that works out for you
Troll Pie calls 10
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 1,000
LOL. Like I said...
Troll Pie raises to 1,400, and is all in
PLAYM0NEYPR0: so far
PLAYM0NEYPR0: down
PLAYM0NEYPR0 calls 400
Troll Pie shows [Ad Kc]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [2d As]
*** FLOP *** [Ac 9d Th]
PLAYM0NEYPR0: 22222222222
*** TURN *** [Ac 9d Th] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 9d Th 6d] [Jc]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Aces
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows a pair of Aces
Troll Pie wins the pot (2,800) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,800 | Rake 0
Board: [Ac 9d Th 6d Jc]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Ad Kc] and won (2,800) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (big blind) showed [2d As] and lost with a pair of Aces


What would this post be with a solid Kiss of Death hand??? My personal favorite of the session (the next match, after his bullshit comeback in the last one):

Full Tilt Poker Game #5409708608: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41156846), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:23:11 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,560)
Seat 2: Troll Pie (1,440)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Ks]
PLAYM0NEYPR0: whether im winning or losing
Troll Pie raises to 60
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 180
Troll Pie calls 120
*** FLOP *** [5d 8h 3d]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 bets 1,380, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 1,260, and is all in
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [7c 6c]
Troll Pie shows [Kc Ks]
Uncalled bet of 120 returned to PLAYM0NEYPR0
*** TURN *** [5d 8h 3d] [4c] <--Oh, for fucks sake.
*** RIVER *** [5d 8h 3d 4c] [Jc]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows a straight, Eight high
Troll Pie shows a pair of Kings
PLAYM0NEYPR0 wins the pot (2,880) with a straight, Eight high
Troll Pie: omg
Troll Pie stands up
PLAYM0NEYPR0 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,880 | Rake 0
Board: [5d 8h 3d 4c Jc]
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (big blind) showed [7c 6c] and won (2,880) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 2: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings


Second hand of the next match. Note how he thinks I trapped myself by in that last hand... you know, but getting him to put it in as a huge dog:

Full Tilt Poker Game #5409735439: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41157146), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:25:41 ET - 2008/02/26
Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,460)
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,540)
PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the small blind of 10
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [8d 7s]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 60
Troll Pie calls 40
*** FLOP *** [6s 9c 7d]
PLAYM0NEYPR0: u tried to trap me
Troll Pie checks
PLAYM0NEYPR0: and u got trapped
PLAYM0NEYPR0 bets 120
Troll Pie: trapped?
PLAYM0NEYPR0: i had the straight
Sure you did.
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie: i got you to put it in as like a 10:1 dog!
PLAYM0NEYPR0: after u slowplayed
Troll Pie raises to 390
PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 1,480, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 1,010, and is all in
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [6c Tc]
Troll Pie shows [8d 7s]
Uncalled bet of 80 returned to PLAYM0NEYPR0
*** TURN *** [6s 9c 7d] [6d] <--Time to find babies to punch.
*** RIVER *** [6s 9c 7d 6d] [Jc]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows three of a kind, Sixes
Troll Pie shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes
PLAYM0NEYPR0 wins the pot (2,920) with three of a kind, Sixes
Troll Pie stands up
PLAYM0NEYPR0 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,920 | Rake 0
Board: [6s 9c 7d 6d Jc]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [8d 7s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Sixes
Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (small blind) showed [6c Tc] and won (2,920) with three of a kind, Sixes


Yeah, that was fun. He actually asked (early on) if I wanted to play these for $1000. I mean, I so very badly WANTED to, but if these were $1000 matches, I would have lost it.

Thanks variance. You filthy whore.
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Old 02-27-08, 12:47 AM
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weird im pretty sure hes actually a decent player and some big name on 2p2 but i cant remember who.
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Old 02-27-08, 02:17 AM
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You gotta find out who.Seems like some kid who stole his moms credit card!
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Old 02-27-08, 02:29 AM
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I've seen him around a lot at high stakes HU cash. Don't think he's 2+2.
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Old 02-27-08, 07:59 AM
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I've seen him around too, but I am telling you - at least yesterday - this guy was ALL gamble.

I wonder if he's just got money and enjoys blowing it on poker. The "it's all luck" thing could easily be schtick trying to con me into playing higher stakes (he also mentioned playing cash games), but would he really intentionally get it in bad THAT many times? Seems like a risky con.

Especially when he declined and disappeared, instead of pushing for those higher stakes game or actually changing his style and starting to play well.
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