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Old 06-09-08, 10:45 PM
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Brag- for my birthday a few friends pitched in and got me this . It is the best chef's knife i have owned.

beat- I cut my index finger on my right hand cleaning it this evening.


brag and beat- bleed through 4 Nemo bandiads, but the first Scooby bandaid I slapped on it stopped the bleeding.
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Old 06-10-08, 09:43 AM
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Old 06-10-08, 10:58 AM
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20 pounds of diarrhea?
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Old 06-11-08, 12:41 AM
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i weight 180 pounds
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i have played like no poker this summer i need to start
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Old 06-11-08, 01:14 AM
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I need a personal assistant. Booking flights to Australia is so fucking tedious.
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Went and saw a travel agent today. Booked thru her even tho it was 20 bucks more than what ive found online cuz she was hot. I'm such a fish.
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This thread is now my blog. everyone stay out of my thread.
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Old 06-11-08, 02:49 PM
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in b4 ban
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Old 06-11-08, 04:15 PM
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when are you going to AU? And you won't be a fish if you had game and got the agency woman to go with you. Everyone knows travel agents have out of control libidos and like it dirty.
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Old 06-11-08, 04:31 PM
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What's funny is that I'm quite certain that you don't know that.
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Old 06-11-08, 04:39 PM
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my mom is a travel agent, growing up was hard.....
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Old 06-11-08, 04:42 PM
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mels dad could be one of many men who took flights to paris imo
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Old 06-13-08, 01:24 AM
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Old 06-13-08, 03:41 PM
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I'm putting sunblock on my lil' guys (5yo) face about 20 mins ago and he sniffs and says, "I like sunblock. Sunblock smells like hotdogs!"

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Wait, are we telling cute kid stories?

I’m driving my son (7) in the back. “Daddy,” he says “I’m having a wave of amnesia.”

I ask him if he remembers where we are going. He says, yes, we’re going to a friend’s birthday party. Then you don’t have amnesia, I tell him.

I look in my rearview. He seems confused.

“Dad, it’s really bad amnesia!” he shouts.

“I promise you don’t have amnesia.” I tell him. “What’s bothering you?”

A second later he pukes all over the backseat. I turn around, get him all cleaned up and in the bath. And then later we learned the difference between the words “amnesia” and “nausea.”
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What the fuck kinda hotdogs you buyin' out there in Nevada??
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Old 06-14-08, 12:13 PM
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Old 06-14-08, 03:02 PM
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coconut obv
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Stores actually accept those still?
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