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01-19-07, 05:14 AM
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Losing tons of money to super donkies
I realize if everyone posted the bad beats they receive (on a daily basis) this section would have tons of threads. I try to keep mine limited. I didn't even include the time where some idiot pushed over top of my raise with A6 on a 356 board when I was holding 47 and runner runnered a full house.
Yea I mentioned when I flopped a set of Jacks on a J 8 6 board with two hearts and all the money got in against opponent with 86 and runner runnered quads! I mean thats pretty bad drawing to exactly perfect perfect 6's or perfect perfect 8's... but at least I couldn't really fault opponent for his play. But Tonight I had two hands BACK TO BACK which cost me over $2100 and opponents play was so awful that I need to post.... HAND 1 $1120 in front of me Raise to $40 from 3rd position, 6 callers and I call in the BB with 5  3. 8 to the flop $320 in the pot.Flop comes A  5 5 .SB and I check, PFR bets $300, folds around to me. I PUSH for $780 more (PFR will fold an ace in this spot exactly never). PFR looks at me and says you dont have a 5 you cant call a raise with a 5. I call. I nod my head and tell him I indeed have a 5. So he calls with Ace what I wonder? No no no,.... WITH POCKET JACKS  Um are you fuckin kidding me?"SHIP IT" is all I hear as a jack hits the turn and he turns his jacks over. Followed by something about thats what I get for calling with a 5 preflop... yea thanx for the advice pal! In disbelief at villians stupidity (um he didnt even mention the fact that a fucking ACE was on the board as well!), I rebuy in for $1000 and post my small blind. UTG straddles for $15, UTG +1 restraddles for $30, UTG+2 Rerestraddles for $60. The new UTG player (actually in 4th position) bumps it to $260, folds around to me and I pick up QQ in the SB. The pot is juicy and Im partially Tilted, so I just push $1000 in. Folds to original raiser who says "Im getting too good of a price" and calls with ATo. He doesnt show his hand right away, but when the flop comes A K x I know Im dead. After the river he turns his A  T over and I shake my head in disbelief and disgust.-$2180 tonight, and $185 into the minus now for the year 
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01-19-07, 08:23 AM
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that is so sick man...
I wouldnt know how to react if that happened to me.
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01-19-07, 10:00 AM
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That is pure brilliance. You know, not to mention the Ace that beats him. And, of course, he has to condemn your play when he wins.
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01-19-07, 12:45 PM
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Live poker is so rigged.
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01-19-07, 03:02 PM
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Those two hands made me forget about the other wonderful instance that happened last night
In a raise pot I have A 6 on a Q J 5 flop. I fire $100 and receive two callers. The turn blanks and Im checked to again, I fire $300 (enough to put player 1 all in and 3/4ths of player twos remaining stack). They both call. A blank 4 comes on the river and it goes check check. Both players were on flush draws as well, yet player one hit a 4 to go with his 7 4 These three combined hands may be the worst shit I've ever seen in a session
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