im never gonna win

[redbank09]

PokerStars Game #3663547940: Tournament #18152522, Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (6000/12000) - 2006/01/17 - 00:40:04 (ET)
Table '18152522 248' Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: Joyra75 (54152 in chips)
Seat 3: Faulk27 (62569 in chips)
Seat 4: FDiM44 (76444 in chips)
Seat 5: ps: katamari (189929 in chips)
Seat 6: redbank09 (28729 in chips)
Seat 7: 250754 (20865 in chips)
Seat 8: caseybailey (29843 in chips)
Seat 9: T-CHING (9570 in chips)
Joyra75: posts the ante 600
Faulk27: posts the ante 600
FDiM44: posts the ante 600
ps: katamari: posts the ante 600
redbank09: posts the ante 600
250754: posts the ante 600
caseybailey: posts the ante 600
T-CHING: posts the ante 600
Joyra75: posts small blind 6000
Faulk27: posts big blind 12000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redbank09 [As Ad]
FDiM44: folds
ps: katamari: folds
redbank09: raises 16129 to 28129 and is all-in
250754: folds
caseybailey: folds
T-CHING: folds
Joyra75: calls 22129
Faulk27: folds
*** FLOP *** [8d 5c Kd]
*** TURN *** [8d 5c Kd] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [8d 5c Kd 9c] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joyra75: shows [Ks Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
redbank09: shows [As Ad] (a pair of Aces)
Joyra75 collected 73058 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 73058 | Rake 0
Board [8d 5c Kd 9c Qd]
Seat 2: Joyra75 (small blind) showed [Ks Kc] and won (73058) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: Faulk27 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: FDiM44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ps: katamari folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: redbank09 showed [As Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: 250754 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: caseybailey folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: T-CHING (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

god damn shit just keeps on and on fuckin happening

[Hawt]

Everyone knows that the only time the best hand preflop ever wins at PokerStars is if everyone folds to you.