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Old 01-18-09, 10:43 AM
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This thread is for amusingly tilted chat.

Please include brief summary of any relevant facts, and for ease of reading change screennames to hero/villain.
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I'll start...


(50bb in preflop HU, kings vs my tens, i win the flip)

Dealer: Hero wins $465.10 with Full House, Tens full
of Fives
Dealer: Villain sits out
Villain: wtf thats trash
Hero: wow
Hero: bad beat
Villain: bullsht youre terrible
Hero: nah
Villain: fck you clown dream chasing piece of sht
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Old 01-18-09, 12:02 PM
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You know you run good when you call KK vs TT a flip
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I don't have the chat for this... I wish I did.

But a couple of days ago, some donk sat down with me for a HU SNG on FT. As I was SharkScoping his pathetic -24% or so ROI numbers, he starts GOING OFF in the chatbox because I was "keeping him waiting." It seriously hadn't even been 15 seconds, and I had been sitting at the table waiting for an opponent for at least 10 minutes.

I LOL'd at him in the chat box. So the SNG starts and he says, "I'll teach you to disrespect me!" and proceeds to time down every single hand before acting. I thank him for giving me the extra time, and do the exact same thing - every hand, every street, every action. Meanwhile, I'm playing another match and surfing, so I really don't care. Sure, it's less hands which in theory lowers my edge against him, but I knew it would send him through the roof.

This goes on for a while, with some great chat, and finally he tells me he will speed up if I apologize and promise to never keep him waiting again. I tell him I prefer this pace, so no thanks. I counter with my offer that I will speed up if he ships me $50. He laughs and I tell him the price just went up to $100. (This was for a $200 SNG, btw).

Eventually he starts playing faster, and I only punished him for a few more hands and then played normally too. Then I beat him when he made some donkerrific play a few minutes later.

It was awesome.
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Old 01-18-09, 11:48 PM
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(guy open limps AA hu, stacking ensues)


Villain: \i hi]ope ur children and pets die
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Old 01-19-09, 11:47 PM
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I just had one now... when i lost (Wtf)

All in preflop HU Sng $100+$5

I show AA, he shows AK. Flop K K 2.

Chat ensuing....

Villain - Thats how lucky i am nigga, every time i fuck your wife she cums like that (at least i figured its that from the ***)
Me - Im just getting fat, every time i fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit.
Villain - I hope you choke on your own vomit then get run over by a fckin Tank.



Nice huh
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Old 01-20-09, 01:49 PM
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Shabi, paging Shabi...
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although not falling under the direction of this thread, I think this is in the same spirit. I hardly never write much in the chatbox, but tonight after a particularly nasty beat (lolmaha), I typed in without realizing genius of the statement

"I feel like Jan Michael Viincent when Airwolf got canceled"

Of course the scandi-donks and pimple-faced americans had no idea what I was talking about, but I was laughing so hard that I timed out on every table, quit playing, got a beer and spent 20 minutes on wikipedia and youtube. Good times.
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Tilted hero imo.

Grabbed by
NL Holdem $4(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($400)
BB ($552)
UTG ($332)
CO ($406)
Hero ($518)

Dealt to Hero JA

UTG calls $4, fold, Hero raises to $20, fold, fold, UTG calls $16,

FLOP ($46) TJJ

UTG bets $14, Hero raises to $28, UTG calls $14,

TURN ($102) TJJ8

UTG bets $24, Hero raises to $48, UTG calls $24,

RIVER ($198) TJJ85

UTG bets $54, Hero raises to $422, UTG calls $182,

UTG shows 55
(Flop 7.4%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero shows JA
(Flop 92.6%, Turn 95.5%)

UTG wins $668


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Old 01-29-09, 07:05 PM
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god I wish I was that sexy.
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