I know you guys always get a kick out of these...

[Talking Poker]

When they turned their cards over, I knew I was dead. When I saw the turn card, I knew HOW I would be dead.

Shocking, I know.


PokerStars Game #4524597166: Tournament #22529029, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/04/04 - 22:56:46 (ET)
Table '22529029 6' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: enjoyin_nyc (1320 in chips)
Seat 2: scarygary1 (980 in chips)
Seat 3: bigbubba_0 (1350 in chips)
Seat 4: DaWgBaLLz (880 in chips)
Seat 6: MrJonesN (1220 in chips)
Seat 7: soldierkane (2730 in chips)
Seat 8: Rogue23 (1320 in chips)
Seat 9: BentNeck (2260 in chips)
Rogue23: posts small blind 10
BentNeck: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Ks Kh]
enjoyin_nyc: folds
scarygary1: raises 40 to 60
bigbubba_0: folds
DaWgBaLLz: raises 820 to 880 and is all-in
MrJonesN: folds
soldierkane: folds
Rogue23: raises 440 to 1320 and is all-in
BentNeck: folds
scarygary1: calls 920 and is all-in
kyliegirldad is connected
*** FLOP *** [7s 2c 9c]
*** TURN *** [7s 2c 9c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [7s 2c 9c 8d] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rogue23: shows [Ks Kh] (a pair of Kings)
scarygary1: shows [Ah Th] (a pair of Tens)
Rogue23 collected 200 from side pot
DaWgBaLLz: shows [Jc Js] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Rogue23 said, "lovely"
DaWgBaLLz collected 2660 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2860 Main pot 2660. Side pot 200. | Rake 0
Board [7s 2c 9c 8d Tc]
Seat 1: enjoyin_nyc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: scarygary1 showed [Ah Th] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: bigbubba_0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: DaWgBaLLz showed [Jc Js] and won (2660) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 6: MrJonesN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: soldierkane (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Rogue23 (small blind) showed [Ks Kh] and won (200) with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: BentNeck (big blind) folded before Flop