A Great Way To Blow Off Steam [low content]

sjay2k · #1 09-30-05, 01:19 AM

A great way to blow off poker steam: buying in at the 5c/10c tables with $2,500 and being an obnoxious lagtard.

Dealer >> (Hand# 89245421) ScottyJ5 won $2.15 with Three of a Kind Sevens
Bigppa >> how could you cap with that $hit b4 the flop?
ScottyJ5>> they were sooted!!!
ScottyJ5 >> DON’T TELL SCOTTY, SCOTTY DOESN’T KNOW
ScottyJ5 >> are we playing omaha?
Ozzykind >> no
Bigppa >> idiot

[Board: As – Qs – 6c]

ScottyJ5 >> I have a straight
Bigppa >> **** you
ScottyJ5 >> I might be lying

End result: 22 minutes, +1BB. Lots of fun.

Talking Poker · #2 09-30-05, 02:02 AM

I think that's fantastic. I have a $6k+ roll on UB right now. Maybe I should drop that in some 5c/10c room

BlibbityBlabbity · #3 09-30-05, 07:50 AM

Go sit at the 2c/4c limit triple draw table, sit with a grand or so, wait till you get dealt quads(or a full house). Then cap it through the whole hand while standing pat. Flip over your quads, people love that!

PShabi · #4 09-30-05, 08:35 AM

LOL!

I did the same thing a month or so ago at UB.

I busted out of my home game and had nothing to do. I bought into the .01/.02 tables with $1700.

They asked me why I bought in for so much and I said, "Meant to type 17.00."
Then they asked "why would you keep $1700 on a poker site?"

Finally, one of them said, "We can make it $17 for you, if you want." lol.

I was like, "Yeah, if we play for 10 million years."

PShabi · #5 09-30-05, 08:39 AM

I think they like it better on the hold 'em tables when you cap every street, bringing along the jokers who can't lay down 3rd pair, NO MATTER WHAT, only to fold heads up to your opponent's river cap!