Step By Step Instruction on how to Beat Me HU...

[Talking Poker]

Step 1. Be horrible.


Full Tilt Poker Game #5816611896: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (44280201), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:56:49 ET - 2008/03/28
Seat 1: tong26 (960)
Seat 2: Troll Pie (2,040)
tong26 posts the small blind of 15
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Ad Jd]
tong26 calls 15
Troll Pie raises to 90
tong26 raises to 960, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 870
tong26 shows [9c 5s]
Troll Pie shows [Ad Jd]
*** FLOP *** [5h 3s Qh]
Troll Pie: vnh
*** TURN *** [5h 3s Qh] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [5h 3s Qh 3h] [3d]
Troll Pie: well played
tong26 shows a full house, Threes full of Fives
Troll Pie shows three of a kind, Threes
tong26 wins the pot (1,920) with a full house, Threes full of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,920 | Rake 0
Board: [5h 3s Qh 3h 3d]
Seat 1: tong26 (small blind) showed [9c 5s] and won (1,920) with a full house, Threes full of Fives
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Ad Jd] and lost with three of a kind, Threes


Full Tilt Poker Game #5816692142: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (44280201), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:04:45 ET - 2008/03/28
Seat 1: tong26 (1,630)
Seat 2: Troll Pie (1,370)
tong26 posts the small blind of 25
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Qs 9h]
tong26 calls 25
Troll Pie checks
*** FLOP *** [9d 5d 5h]
Troll Pie bets 75
tong26 calls 75
*** TURN *** [9d 5d 5h] [5s]
Troll Pie bets 200
tong26 has 15 seconds left to act
tong26 calls 200
*** RIVER *** [9d 5d 5h 5s] [4s]
Troll Pie checks
tong26 has 15 seconds left to act
tong26 bets 1,305, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 1,045, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 260 returned to tong26
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tong26 shows [5c Ks] four of a kind, Fives
Troll Pie mucks
tong26 wins the pot (2,740) with four of a kind, Fives
Troll Pie stands up
tong26 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,740 | Rake 0
Board: [9d 5d 5h 5s 4s]
Seat 1: tong26 (small blind) showed [5c Ks] and won (2,740) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) mucked [Qs 9h] - a full house, Fives full of Nines

[Kurn]

Any 5 is the nuts.