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Old 07-31-06, 11:42 PM
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Default Poker with a porn star?
I may be playing with one right now. There's a TeraPatrick sitting at my table at some freeroll on Stars. Can't get any sort of confirmation out of he/she/it, though.

Anyone got any ideas of what to say?

For starters ...

"Tera, I loved you in ...."

"Tera, Jenna Jameson has NOTHING on you!"
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Old 07-31-06, 11:44 PM
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Tera, can I star in your next movie?

lol
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Old 07-31-06, 11:48 PM
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Tera, mind if I go all in with my nuts?
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Old 07-31-06, 11:50 PM
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Oooh. That's pretty good.
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Old 08-01-06, 12:18 AM
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I regret to inform you all that my days of hanging out with said starlet are over, as I have suddenly been moved to another table. This one has a Michigan fan.

This, my friends, is a flagrant slap in the face by the poker gods.
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Old 08-01-06, 02:29 AM
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Approximate chances of the TeraPatrick you were playing with being female, let alone a porn star: 0%.
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Old 08-01-06, 02:31 AM
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Oh, come on. Can't you at least throw me 1%?
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Old 08-01-06, 02:45 AM
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Tell you what.... I'll go to -3% with a +/- 3% margin of error.
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You guys play with Ron Jeremy every league night yet no one even cares...

Sheesh.
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Old 08-01-06, 09:13 AM
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fat, greasy, balding?
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Old 08-01-06, 10:15 AM
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Why is a millionaire porn star playing random freerolls at Stars?

Ask yourself that question and you'll understand why TP won't give you just 1%
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