how about this genius...

[de-coder]

all-in with bottom pair and no draw. well almost no draw as it turns out

FullTiltPoker Game #1875069571: Table Holly Grove - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:13:44 ET - 2007/02/26
Seat 1: GET MONEY9 ($10)
Seat 2: bigchief59 ($21.15)
Seat 3: fujikawa ($13.65)
Seat 4: fr-vpfrt ($35.55)
Seat 5: rd cool ($17.85)
Seat 6: NekoNita ($9.65)
Seat 7: Glokford ($26.80)
Seat 8: rtlsnke ($17.90)
Seat 9: LordJAmherst ($9.10)
fujikawa posts the small blind of $0.10
fr-vpfrt posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fr-vpfrt [9c 9s]
rd cool folds
NekoNita folds
Glokford folds
rtlsnke calls $0.25
LordJAmherst raises to $0.50
GET MONEY9 calls $0.50
bigchief59 folds
fujikawa folds
fr-vpfrt raises to $4
rtlsnke folds
rd cool stands up
LordJAmherst folds
brm03rsx sits down
brm03rsx adds $10
GET MONEY9 calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Jh 8s Tc]
fr-vpfrt bets $7
GET MONEY9 calls $6, and is all in
fr-vpfrt shows [9c 9s]
GET MONEY9 shows [8d 6d]
Uncalled bet of $1 returned to fr-vpfrt
*** TURN *** [Jh 8s Tc] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 8s Tc 8c] [2h]
fr-vpfrt shows two pair, Nines and Eights
GET MONEY9 shows three of a kind, Eights
GET MONEY9 wins the pot ($19.85) with three of a kind, Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.85 | Rake $1
Board: [Jh 8s Tc 8c 2h]
Seat 1: GET MONEY9 showed [8d 6d] and won ($19.85) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: bigchief59 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: fujikawa (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: fr-vpfrt (big blind) showed [9c 9s] and lost with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 5: rd cool didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: NekoNita didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Glokford didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: rtlsnke folded before the Flop
Seat 9: LordJAmherst folded before the Flop