The TalkingPoker.com Forum  

Go Back   The TalkingPoker.com Forum > All Things Poker > General Poker Discussion
Register Blogs Arcade HH Converter Calendar Mark Forums Read

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #51  
Old 12-05-05, 06:43 PM
BlibbityBlabbity's Avatar
BlibbityBlabbity BlibbityBlabbity is offline
Run Silent || Run Deep
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 2,403
BlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep Points
Default

mmmmmmmm

I am sooooo tempted to delete one of those duplicate posts you just made
__________________
Your biggest edge in a HORSE tourney is knowing that the game just changed from Razz to 7 Stud. - BB

http://www.talkingpoker.com/forum/blog.php?u=64
  #52  
Old 12-05-05, 06:44 PM
jimmym's Avatar
jimmym jimmym is offline
Shark
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 553
Blog Entries: 1
jimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Points
Default


lol rofl miss timed lol
__________________
Watching TV is rubbish
  #53  
Old 12-05-05, 06:46 PM
Talking Poker's Avatar
Talking Poker Talking Poker is offline
Adminimus Maximus
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Florida Coast
Posts: 27,480
Talking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default

Why? You made the 50th REPLY!
__________________

Got RakeBack?
27% at Full Tilt | 33% at Cake Poker | 30% at Carbon Poker
  #54  
Old 12-05-05, 06:47 PM
BlibbityBlabbity's Avatar
BlibbityBlabbity BlibbityBlabbity is offline
Run Silent || Run Deep
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 2,403
BlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep Points
Default

lol
__________________
Your biggest edge in a HORSE tourney is knowing that the game just changed from Razz to 7 Stud. - BB

http://www.talkingpoker.com/forum/blog.php?u=64
  #55  
Old 12-05-05, 06:47 PM
Talking Poker's Avatar
Talking Poker Talking Poker is offline
Adminimus Maximus
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Florida Coast
Posts: 27,480
Talking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default

Not that that means anything, of course.

But typically, I frown upon duplicate posts and posts padding. FYI.
__________________

Got RakeBack?
27% at Full Tilt | 33% at Cake Poker | 30% at Carbon Poker
  #56  
Old 12-05-05, 06:51 PM
BlibbityBlabbity's Avatar
BlibbityBlabbity BlibbityBlabbity is offline
Run Silent || Run Deep
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 2,403
BlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsBlibbityBlabbity has between 750 and 999 Rep Points
Default

I actually have a pretty good guess as to what this is....(could be completely wrong though)... If I am right then one person on the site currently has a better chance to win then everyone else that is currently online.
__________________
Your biggest edge in a HORSE tourney is knowing that the game just changed from Razz to 7 Stud. - BB

http://www.talkingpoker.com/forum/blog.php?u=64
  #57  
Old 12-05-05, 06:52 PM
jimmym's Avatar
jimmym jimmym is offline
Shark
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 553
Blog Entries: 1
jimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Points
Default


Any1 got any glasses, as we have a blind man in the forum,,,,,
__________________
Watching TV is rubbish
  #58  
Old 12-05-05, 06:53 PM
BrianSwa's Avatar
BrianSwa BrianSwa is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 4,757
BrianSwa has between 100 and 249 Rep PointsBrianSwa has between 100 and 249 Rep Points
Default yep


you are correct way over my head.
  #59  
Old 12-05-05, 07:02 PM
jimmym's Avatar
jimmym jimmym is offline
Shark
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 553
Blog Entries: 1
jimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Points
Default

As for jimmy's theory that went over Brian's head..... it is an interesting one, that's for sure. I will neither confirm nor deny it. I guess only time will tell. Said Columbo



you are correct way over my head. said Brian ,looking above his head at what looked like a mist.

Am scared and leaving to live in LA, brian said to himself, Ohhhhhhhh how different this would be if that TP would just give Jimmym that 50,,DAMN YOU TP,,,,DAMN YOU....Brian said running away
__________________
Watching TV is rubbish
  #60  
Old 12-05-05, 07:04 PM
BrianSwa's Avatar
BrianSwa BrianSwa is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 4,757
BrianSwa has between 100 and 249 Rep PointsBrianSwa has between 100 and 249 Rep Points
Default hmmm


Im almost willing to give you $50 myself just to shut you the hell up.
  #61  
Old 12-05-05, 07:07 PM
Favre[4]'s Avatar
Favre[4] Favre[4] is offline
Maniac
 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 272
Favre[4] has between -50 and -11 Rep Points
Default

I dont like these games i never win these.
__________________
Pokerstars Username = LazerBoy
  #62  
Old 12-05-05, 07:19 PM
rookette22's Avatar
rookette22 rookette22 is offline
♀♥♫
 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: "cyberspace"
Posts: 1,272
rookette22 has between -50 and -11 Rep Points
Default

YES YES YES!

Kewlest forum on the net...."Forget the Rest; Stick with the Best!" <<-- kewl motto don't you think? Is that worth 50 bucks to you lmao weeeeeeee you're driving us crazy TP! lol
__________________
To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful. ~Agnes De Mille
  #63  
Old 12-05-05, 07:25 PM
Zybomb's Avatar
Zybomb Zybomb is offline
TP Live Ring Specialist
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Queens, NY
Posts: 6,607
Blog Entries: 7
Zybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default

Am I that member by any chance?
__________________
"Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents."
  #64  
Old 12-05-05, 07:29 PM
rookette22's Avatar
rookette22 rookette22 is offline
♀♥♫
 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: "cyberspace"
Posts: 1,272
rookette22 has between -50 and -11 Rep Points
Default

Yeah Hawt; I think you won this contest hands down. Makes the most sense.
Congrats!
__________________
To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful. ~Agnes De Mille
  #65  
Old 12-05-05, 08:11 PM
Nikita's Avatar
Nikita Nikita is offline
Tin Foil Hat Club Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: London, ON
Posts: 1,426
Blog Entries: 3
Nikita has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsNikita has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsNikita has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsNikita has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsNikita has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsNikita has between 750 and 999 Rep PointsNikita has between 750 and 999 Rep Points
Default

Jimmym you are one strange man. And your posts are going over my head too! I have no idea what you're talking about, but it's absolutely hilarious nonetheless.
__________________
Hunting
Nikita's Poker Blog


Last edited by Nikita; 12-06-05 at 01:48 PM.
  #66  
Old 12-05-05, 08:16 PM
Windbreaker Windbreaker is offline
Shark
 

Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 988
Windbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep PointsWindbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep PointsWindbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep PointsWindbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep PointsWindbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep PointsWindbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep PointsWindbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep PointsWindbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep PointsWindbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep PointsWindbreaker has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Points
Default

Looks like Santa Clause came early this year for someone. Merry Christmas =P
  #67  
Old 12-06-05, 04:02 AM
Talking Poker's Avatar
Talking Poker Talking Poker is offline
Adminimus Maximus
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Florida Coast
Posts: 27,480
Talking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default

Not yet, he didn't.

And quite frankly, with the progress you guys are making so far, it might not even be an EARLY Christmas gift for the lucky member!!! hehe... just kidding. It will be.

Or will it?
__________________

Got RakeBack?
27% at Full Tilt | 33% at Cake Poker | 30% at Carbon Poker
  #68  
Old 12-06-05, 04:43 AM
helmuths henchman helmuths henchman is offline
Fish
 

Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 46
helmuths henchman has between -50 and -11 Rep Points
Default

I know what it is. Actually I have 2 guesses. 1) TP is a Bears fan and is really excited about Da Bears. or 2) He's tired of seeing my name with only 2 posts so he will do anything in order to get me posting instead of just reading. Am I right??? (ps name-howru8888)
  #69  
Old 12-06-05, 05:40 AM
jimmym's Avatar
jimmym jimmym is offline
Shark
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 553
Blog Entries: 1
jimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Points
Default

The Forum - a poem by Jimmym








The Forum
Jimmym

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door
Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow sorrow for the lost talkingpoker
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named TP
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;
This it is, and nothing more,"

Presently my heart grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you" -- here I opened wide the door;
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "TP!"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word "TP!"
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;
'Tis the wind and nothing more!"

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Forum of the saintly days of yore and pokor.
Not the least obeisance made he; not an instant stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony avatar beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient TP wandering from the Nightly shore
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Forum, "$50 ."

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing TP above his chamber door
Forum Boss or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "$50 ."

But the Forum, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered not a feather then he fluttered
Till I scarcely more than muttered "Other friends have flown before
On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the Forum said, "$50 ."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "$50" that TP $50 nevermore.

But the Forum still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of Forum and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous Forum of yore
What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous Forum Master TP of yore
Meant in croaking "$50."

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the Poker player whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet violet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by angels whose faint foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from the memories of TP!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost TP!"
Quoth the Forum leader, "$50" .

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil! prophet still, if forum member or devil!
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted
On this home by Horror haunted tell me truly, I implore
Is there is there balm in Gilead? tell me tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Forum, "$50."

"Prophet!' said I, "thing of evil! prophet still, if Forum Member or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us by that God we both adore
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named TP
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named TP?"
Quoth the Forum Leader, "$50." no more.

"Be that word our sign of parting, member or fiend!" I shrieked upstarting
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Forum, "$50."

And the Forum, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And TPs eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted nevermore shall I win $50 nevermore.

The Forum
Jimmym





The Forum - a poem by jimmym



Jimmym
(1809 - 2005) British Poet, Author
A poem can stir all of the senses, and the subject matter of a poem can range from being funny to being sad. We hope that you liked this poem and the sentiments in the words of The Forum by Jimmym, it is about a man torture through bullying from members of a poker forum and how the forum leader "TP" used money to drive the members crazy........ALL OF THEM!!!
__________________
Watching TV is rubbish

Last edited by jimmym; 12-06-05 at 05:47 AM.
  #70  
Old 12-06-05, 07:42 AM
Hawt's Avatar
Hawt Hawt is offline
Shark
 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Orlando!
Posts: 786
Hawt has between 100 and 249 Rep PointsHawt has between 100 and 249 Rep Points
Default

Nice poem Jimmy, your style really reminds me of this other author, I think his name was Poe or something.
__________________
-Hawt

Sincerity is everything. And once you learn how to fake that, you've got it made.
  #71  
Old 12-06-05, 07:53 AM
BrianSwa's Avatar
BrianSwa BrianSwa is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 4,757
BrianSwa has between 100 and 249 Rep PointsBrianSwa has between 100 and 249 Rep Points
Default me

might be spelling this wrong.....Edgar Allen Poe
  #72  
Old 12-06-05, 07:58 AM
jimmym's Avatar
jimmym jimmym is offline
Shark
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 553
Blog Entries: 1
jimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsjimmym has between 250 and 499 Rep Points
Default


See ,,what I mean

You lot are always looking for faults,,,,,I wrote the poem called the forum, as I know to win $50 TP is looking for a masterpiece to quote whilst he is playing WSOP 2006.

BY THE WAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TP.
__________________
Watching TV is rubbish
  #73  
Old 12-06-05, 07:59 AM
BrianSwa's Avatar
BrianSwa BrianSwa is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 4,757
BrianSwa has between 100 and 249 Rep PointsBrianSwa has between 100 and 249 Rep Points
Default Faults


Faults in what Jimmy wrote........NEVER!!!!
  #74  
Old 12-06-05, 12:44 PM
Talking Poker's Avatar
Talking Poker Talking Poker is offline
Adminimus Maximus
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Florida Coast
Posts: 27,480
Talking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default

"That's one of my favorite poems of all time...." Quoth the TP.

And I love Blibbity's comment flying right over Brian's head, yet again... He's a lost sheep in this thread, I tells ya!
__________________

Got RakeBack?
27% at Full Tilt | 33% at Cake Poker | 30% at Carbon Poker
  #75  
Old 12-06-05, 05:05 PM
Penguinfan's Avatar
Penguinfan Penguinfan is offline
<<<<<
 

Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 2,432
Penguinfan has between 500 and 749 Rep PointsPenguinfan has between 500 and 749 Rep PointsPenguinfan has between 500 and 749 Rep PointsPenguinfan has between 500 and 749 Rep PointsPenguinfan has between 500 and 749 Rep PointsPenguinfan has between 500 and 749 Rep Points
Default

Do I get anything for guessing what the contest is, becasue I think I know.
__________________
If aces didn't get cracked they would be writing books about me!
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:21 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
©2004-2008 TalkingPoker.com