lol layne flackaments

[sjay2k]

first hand at the table. sucks i was only sitting with 2k

Full Tilt Poker Game #1880892567: Table Rock Port (6 max) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:17:46 ET - 2007/02/26
Seat 1: 6 feet under ($10,475)
Seat 2: play2kill ($7,075)
Seat 3: Layne Flack ($4,055.50)
Seat 4: wuddacooler ($0), is sitting out
Seat 5: MyPetTurtle ($2,000)
Seat 6: Kyle_KaSH ($5,570)
Layne Flack posts the small blind of $25
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [3h Ks]
Kyle_KaSH folds
6 feet under folds
play2kill folds
Layne Flack calls $25
MyPetTurtle checks
*** FLOP *** [3d Kd 5c]
Layne Flack bets $100
MyPetTurtle raises to $300
Layne Flack calls $200
*** TURN *** [3d Kd 5c] [3s]
Layne Flack checks
MyPetTurtle bets $250
Layne Flack has 15 seconds left to act
Layne Flack calls $250
*** RIVER *** [3d Kd 5c 3s] [4c]
Layne Flack checks
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle bets $1,400, and is all in
Layne Flack calls $1,400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [3h Ks] (a full house, Threes full of Kings)
Layne Flack mucks
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($3,997) with a full house, Threes full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,000 | Rake $3
Board: [3d Kd 5c 3s 4c]
Seat 1: 6 feet under didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: play2kill (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Layne Flack (small blind) mucked [Kh Ts] - two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 4: wuddacooler is sitting out
Seat 5: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [3h Ks] and won ($3,997) with a full house, Threes full of Kings
Seat 6: Kyle_KaSH didn't bet (folded)

[sjay2k]

please note the wackily-sized turn bet that made my hand look like a flush draw for river purposes

[lightfungus]

Well played sir. But basically you were banking on him thinking you were a complete donkey?

[drewjax]

Krablar pwns!!

[Talking Poker]

You played this awesome. IMO, it actually worked out best for you that you were only sitting with $2000. I really think that mazimized your win.

But seriously - why did you sit with only 2k in the first place?

[lightfungus]

Yeah, doesn't that play up the "I'm sitting with a majority of my roll" image, and in turn contribute to the heehaw sounds coming from your seat?

[Zybomb]

VNH

[sjay2k]

my bankroll could choke a pheasant

[lightfungus]

I may be misinterpreting the tone or what you mean, but I didn't mean it insultingly, I was talking strategy. Like you were imitating the donkey noises, not that you actually are one...not by any means.

[eejit101]

you could choke a pheasant with a dollar.

[Reel Deal]

Hey, eej got it!!

BTW, LOL @ Flackaments!! That is gold!