How do you not freeze your balls off at an NFL game?

[Penguinfan]

I was given tickets to this Thursdays nights Steelers/Bengals game and I am looking forward to going, but have never been to a night game and realized it's going to be below 30 degrees with a chance of rain/snow.

Besides wearing a hat and dressing in layers, how do you not freeze to death at a game like this. Or is it not as bad as I am thinking it may be?

[Wes]

Go to the games in Glendale, AZ.

[Reel Deal]

Whisky.

[JDMcNugent7]

light yourself on fire

[melioris]

for the balls you got to wear long-johns and layers. But for the old pecker, I prefer never getting it cold at all. You might be asking yourself "Yes, Melioris, that is great and all, I do not know how to accomplish that, hence this thread." And my answer to that is......

[PShabi]

Au contraire. It's worse than you can imagine. When I was 8, I went to the 85 Bears first round playoff game against the Giants at Soldier Field. It was 30 below that day. Look at the man I became. You're fucked.

1) Thermal insulated long underwear
2) Layers
3) Ski mask (this is very important)
4) Probably a scarf to go around the neck
5) A ski cap to put on the ski mask
6) Insulated gloves
7) Insulated socks x 3 or 4
8) Ski boots
9) Thermos full of something hot as hell to sip on

Enjoy the game!

[PShabi]

Wait, are you saying it's going to be "below 30 degrees" or that it's going to be "30 below?" My game was minus fucking 30. If you're talking like 25 degrees or something don't be a bitch. Paint your chest and wear a thong.

[Penguinfan]

I can speak for the population when I say, NOBODY wants to see that.

I am 6 foot tall and 152 pounds, I dont have a lot of insulation on my own so I fear this might get rough.

[Quint]

Lots of these...

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[thrash1294]

keeping feet warm #1

[Reel Deal]

That. For fuck's sake, 30 degrees is nothing.