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Old 03-04-09, 11:29 PM
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Default Heads up talk @ low stakes...

I love the guys that you can puppet around just cuz they start out calling you a noob and think they are so much better than anyone...

I started out by stacking off with 9s as underpair. Perhaps not the smartest play but I kept up the tard image until he stacked off to my $14 bet into a $7 pot. I talked money out of him...


ATKZ1234: u got a 6 luck box
ATKZ1234: such a great pre flop call
ATKZ1234: fish hit again
IAmUrFelter: i think you meant shark
IAmUrFelter: cuz pros make those plays
IAmUrFelter: i>u
ATKZ1234: por call 6 4 o
ATKZ1234: at the beggening of a match
ATKZ1234: yeah u are right
ATKZ1234: so out of line
ATKZ1234: keep donk off ur money with
under pair
ATKZ1234: genius
IAmUrFelter: great call i guess
IAmUrFelter: not I bet $1 on the river into a $1 pot with shit, knowing it would set him off
ATKZ1234: why bet
IAmUrFelter: cuz u fold
ATKZ1234: lol u had the best hand
ATKZ1234: no
ATKZ1234: 23
ATKZ1234: such a luck box if u had a 7 i had a 7
IAmUrFelter: lol
System: The $30,000 Guarantee ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 8 minutes.
ATKZ1234: yeah
ATKZ1234: luck box hit
ATKZ1234: again
IAmUrFelter: ahah
ATKZ1234: wow such an idiot u are lol

IAmUrFelter: silly
IAmUrFelter: cant beat me
ATKZ1234: u thinkl
IAmUrFelter: weeeeeeeee
ATKZ1234: lol
ATKZ1234: u are up 18 buck
ATKZ1234: really strange reaction
ATKZ1234: up 20 buck and go crazy
ATKZ1234: why
ATKZ1234: limp in position and call out of
position nice strategy
IAmUrFelter: whos got more money
IAmUrFelter: ???? multiple question marks of course
ATKZ1234: that was ur money
ATKZ1234: u are up 13
ATKZ1234: so..
ATKZ1234: out of line again
ATKZ1234: up 14
ATKZ1234: exactly
ATKZ1234: 14.14
ATKZ1234: before this hand
ATKZ1234: 9.64 now
ATKZ1234: just to help u
IAmUrFelter: thx i guess
ATKZ1234: so u completly crush me
IAmUrFelter: up is up amirite?
ATKZ1234: lol
ATKZ1234: can belive your line
ATKZ1234: lol
IAmUrFelter: what are you laughing at? frustrated tard, time to stack off
ATKZ1234: u
ATKZ1234: mostly
ATKZ1234: and u r comment
IAmUrFelter: to keep the pain of losing not so
bad?like the poor grammar?
ATKZ1234: lol
ATKZ1234: dont feel i play bad
IAmUrFelter: lololololol
IAmUrFelter: always lol
ATKZ1234: dint shove 99 with j on the board
IAmUrFelter: F
IAmUrFelter: lololol
ATKZ1234: yeah luck box calls me a luck box after I stack him with a full house and he had nothing...
ATKZ1234: lol
ATKZ1234: such a luck box
ATKZ1234: lol
ATKZ1234: so sick
ATKZ1234: well
ATKZ1234: run good
IAmUrFelter: i guess
IAmUrFelter: told you i was best
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Old 03-05-09, 01:17 AM
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wtf is this shit?
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Old 03-05-09, 10:47 AM
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I should of known from your post not to read this shit. But I still read it. FML
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Old 03-05-09, 10:51 PM
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It made more sense while playing at the table and seeing the way it played out...I basically prodded him into spewing. Guess ya had to be there. Comments are bolded.

What the hell does FML mean?

Googled...i guess.
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Old 03-06-09, 12:23 AM
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FML... fuck my life? im guessing?
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Old 03-06-09, 07:01 PM
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Fucking menstrual lesbians.

They give out worse than they get
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Old 03-06-09, 11:15 PM
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wat?
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