some crazy bs beats

[xfreak]

alright well heres a couple hands i thought were pretty funny...

PokerStars Game #5157443843: Tournament #25936756, $1.50+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/06/05 - 00:44:56 (ET)
Table '25936756 2' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: deeznuts0506 (3000 in chips)
Seat 2: parks2k5 (1205 in chips)
Seat 3: minniman90 (2405 in chips)
Seat 5: GRIMRAKER (1365 in chips)
Seat 6: VermeerSon (2340 in chips)
Seat 7: ange dange (4095 in chips)
Seat 9: Burgiewon (590 in chips)
ange dange: posts small blind 50
Burgiewon: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to minniman90 [Js 6s]
deeznuts0506: calls 100
parks2k5: raises 100 to 200
minniman90: folds
GRIMRAKER: folds
VermeerSon: folds
ange dange: calls 150
Burgiewon: folds
deeznuts0506: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Ac 2d 5c]
ange dange: bets 400
deeznuts0506: folds
parks2k5: raises 605 to 1005 and is all-in
ange dange: calls 605
*** TURN *** [Ac 2d 5c] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 2d 5c 5s] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ange dange: shows [4c 3c] (a straight flush, Ace to Five)
parks2k5: shows [Ah As] (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
parks2k5 said, "nh"
ange dange collected 2710 from pot
minniman90, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2710 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 2d 5c 5s 2c]
Seat 1: deeznuts0506 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: parks2k5 showed [Ah As] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Fives
Seat 3: minniman90 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: GRIMRAKER folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: VermeerSon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ange dange (small blind) showed [4c 3c] and won (2710) with a straight flush, Ace to Five
Seat 9: Burgiewon (big blind) folded before Flop

Heres one where i busted someone

PokerStars Game #5336585154: Tournament #26904411, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/06/22 - 23:34:20 (ET)
Table '26904411 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Cavan66 (1640 in chips)
Seat 2: ARTSHOUSE (5835 in chips)
Seat 4: minniman90 (6620 in chips)
Seat 5: pokeypokem (3300 in chips)
Seat 6: Skippytime (3020 in chips)
Seat 7: Dhoney (2700 in chips)
ARTSHOUSE: posts small blind 100
minniman90: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to minniman90 [7s 7d]
pokeypokem: folds
Skippytime: folds
Dhoney: folds
Cavan66: raises 400 to 600
ARTSHOUSE: folds
minniman90: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [5s 9h Jc]
minniman90: bets 1200
Cavan66: calls 1040 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5s 9h Jc] [7h]
Cavan66 said, "why"
*** RIVER *** [5s 9h Jc 7h] [Kd]
minniman90 said, "sorry"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
minniman90: shows [7s 7d] (three of a kind, Sevens)
Cavan66: shows [Qs Qh] (a pair of Queens)
minniman90 said, ""
Dhoney said, "lol"
minniman90 collected 3380 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3380 | Rake 0
Board [5s 9h Jc 7h Kd]
Seat 1: Cavan66 (button) showed [Qs Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: ARTSHOUSE (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: minniman90 (big blind) showed [7s 7d] and won (3380) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 5: pokeypokem folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Skippytime folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Dhoney folded before Flop (didn't bet)



Gotta love PS BS

[GTDawg]

because God hates you

That's why

[Zybomb]

maybe if parks made a real raise instead of tryin to keep people in he woul dhave won this hand. Well, you got your people in that you wanted!