Warning: Conspiracy thread, don't open if you are not a believer

[Penguinfan]

How the hell does anyone win on Stars? I quit playing there over a year ago and just played on Full Tilt. Feel free to look at my OPR stats, I can actually break even or a bit better there, but not at Stars.

Only reason I have money there is because I bought a piece of someones BAP and they paid me there even though I paid him through FT.

So far I have lost 9 coinflips in a row (WFT??) Played a SNG where I played three of 71 hands, on the third I had A7 in the BB and called a min raise against a steal, flop Axx get pushed in on by an agressive player and call to see A6, turn 6, river 6, GG Stars.

SNG two, get it all in pre with KK, he has AA.

I hate Stars and am a firm believer in the doom switch.

Fukin place.......