Players have some nerve!
What is it that turns them into such ignorant, evil people?
I won a hand against this guy in a tournament earlier and he says to me, fu & "I hope your mother gets breast cancer!"
I was a little taken aback and couldn't think of anything witty to say atm, so instead I went with the truth and said, she already had cancer and survived it.
I need some *how-to-be-nasty at the poker tables* 101 lessons. Anyone nasty enough to teach me?