Watch out JD

[bunny]

Players have some nerve!

What is it that turns them into such ignorant, evil people?



I won a hand against this guy in a tournament earlier and he says to me, fu & "I hope your mother gets breast cancer!"



I was a little taken aback and couldn't think of anything witty to say atm, so instead I went with the truth and said, she already had cancer and survived it.
















I need some *how-to-be-nasty at the poker tables* 101 lessons. Anyone nasty enough to teach me?

[Fildy]

Rule Number one: Wish evil things upon their first born child.
Rule Number two: If rule number one goes through as planned, you shouldn't have chat any more so just curse at your monitor.

[bunny]

I'd rather be considered a failure then, than be wishing harm to someone's child.

[Fildy]

You asked how to be nasty. I gave you a full proof plan. Not saying its right by any means, but that is *how to be nasty 101* (actually thats probably like the 108 course but you are smart)

[Talking Poker]

Later on in that thread:

Heh.

[sjay2k]

JD for prime minister

[Invigilator]

Bunny,

As far as nasty lessons go, that was pretty fool-proof. However, there is nothing saying that you have to dive into the muck with some a-hole when he gets grumpy.

This is like people who go on to the Springer show to confront someone and actually believe that they come off looking good. In a shit flinging contest, everyone ends up covered in crap and smelling bad.

Personally, I like the response you gave this person. That sort of stuff can bother me too, as the person has clearly crossed a line. I'd suggest getting rid of the chat function for a while. If you are on Stars, you can just put the sats option up instead.

Cultivate your cuddly, fluffy bunniness.